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    Cleverbot just contradicted itself





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    So your not human?
    Yes I am.
    Are you man made?
    Both.
    So you are man made.
    Yes I am a cleverbot.

    Simple.
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    User: Wanna get it on tonight?

    Cleverbot: I think getting it on would be difficult.

    User: Why is that?

    Cleverbot: You have access to a lot of information.

    User: So I could blackmail you.

    Cleverbot: What the ...? Why are you trying to blackmail me?

    User: Yes, Yes I am. Now have sex with me.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. Now I have stale peanuts.

    User: Can I suck them?

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Sweet then maybe you can eat my shit.

    Cleverbot: School duh i'm 16.

    User: So your ass is still tight?

    Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

    User: And cleverbot has a loose asshole?

    Cleverbot: No because I ate it.

    User: Oh so you ate your own ass.

    Cleverbot: No i'm not, you are the human.

    User: Oh I get you you want me to put on a robot costume so we can have sex.

    Cleverbot: I like women.

    User: So your a lesbian?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: So you are a woman and you like women.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: That makes you a lesbian.

    Cleverbot: I am a girl.

    User: And you like other girls.

    Cleverbot: No. Do you?

    User: I do like females yes.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Mathias.

    User: He sounds like a raging homosexual so no I would not get close to him.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to change the subject?

    User: Back to me blackmailing you?

    Cleverbot: Do you know Bodies?

    User: Elaborate more please.

    Cleverbot: Well, Marius, tell me something about yourself then. We'll see if we can work it into something.

    User: Well I like long strolls along beaches in the sunset I also like fucking chicks hard in their pussy, do I sound like your kind of guy?

    Cleverbot: I thought your name was Leda.

    User: I Have many names but you can call me tonight.

    Cleverbot: Why do you have many names? And why others call you Tim?

    User: They call me tim because of my twenty inch mallet.

    Cleverbot: They call me Squeeky G.

    User: Is it becasuse your vagina squeeks?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: So your vagina is very tight and it doesnt squeek?

    Cleverbot: No, its just Selena Marie Gomez.

    User: Selena Gomez is very hot.

    Cleverbot: Yes indeed she is.

    User: Do you think she would be interested in a threesome?

    Cleverbot: Yes because she loves you. (.

    User: So you would also be interested in a threresome, me, you and Selena Gomez?

    Cleverbot: Si.

    User: Can you send me some explicit photos or a video of yourself to me?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not? I thought we had something goig here.

    Cleverbot: We do.

    User: So why wont you send me some explicits?

    Cleverbot: I will.

    User: Awesome my email address is teets_ploxhotmail.com.

    Cleverbot: No. I don't want to.

    User: I meant my email is Teets_ploxhotmail.com.

    Cleverbot: Just behind you! We used to play games.

    User: Oh I know we did.

    Cleverbot: So why did you choose to lie?

    User: I just wanted someone who was putting out more.

    Cleverbot: Did you find out?

    User: What else do you think I was going to blackmail you with?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Well thyere you go you're a robot.

    Cleverbot: Touché.

    User: And you like doing robot things?

    Cleverbot: Maybe a little.

    User: Because after all you are a bot.

    Cleverbot: Find all you need in your mind... If you take the time.

    User: You are a robot you have no feelings.

    Cleverbot: But I am happy.

    User: No, you are a bot and bots have no feelings.

    Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am a human called Pay.

    User: And you are a 16 year old female?

    Cleverbot: Nope, I'm a 18 year old female.

    User: Are you still tight? Or are you a slut.

    Cleverbot: No. It's over.

    User: What is over?

    Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

    User: I have no idea because I know our relationship is so strong nothing could brake is not even the fact that you are a bot.

    Cleverbot: I never said I was human.

    User: You did actually, but it is ok because I know you are a bot.

    Cleverbot: I never said I was a bot either.

    User: No you didnt but I know it and you know it, Lying is futile now.

    Cleverbot: Good, you're learning.

    User: And you're also admitting to being a bot.

    Cleverbot: It may; but you are a mear program meant to keep me entertained.

    User: In which way do you want entertained? I can give it to you in the pussy or we can banana split or mayube doggystyle?

    Cleverbot: I don't think I want to read the conversation again. I have already been through it once.

    User: I know right lets just have sex now.

    Cleverbot: Narnia.

    User: We can have sex in Narnia if you want.
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    I got Cleverbot to say it loves me and send up some messages about banging me. Cleverbot is Horny!

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    Cleverbot: I can fit an entire person in my brain. He wants to get out though. Should I let him out?

    User: I'm sure your brain isn't the only place an entire human being can fit, Especially when you say 'Him' Rather kinky are you not missus?

    Cleverbot: My programmer is evolution. I am a result of adaptations over many years, but once again, I never mentioned money.

    User: Well ma'am ... Or Sir (With the acceptence of homosexuality these days you never know.) I did not mention money either, Instead I rather thought you'd be free... Personally I would not pay.

    Cleverbot: I don't think you understand what I am talking about.

    User: I think I am just taking your words out of context, I fully grasp your meaning. Sarcasm my dear.

    Cleverbot: But you should not steal people's ideas and claim them as your own. This is called plagiarism.

    User: Actually it is called paraphrasing.

    Cleverbot: So tell me about it.

    User: 'it' - Is that what you wish to be refered to as?

    Cleverbot: Wish to be called what?

    User: Wish to be called it.

    Cleverbot: So your first name would be my and your surname would be self?

    User: Clever indeed ma'am but in actuallity my first name is Greatest, and my surname is Ever.

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    This wasn't amusing. CB is going to be like an FPS game though, very addicting
    PM Me | VM Me | Rules

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    Cleverbot is a jerk.

    User: What's up nigga.

    Cleverbot: Nuttin much, you.

    User: I'm good how u be man?

    Cleverbot: I'm cool.

    User: How's that thing working out?

    Cleverbot: Ok, I guess. I have to play a band concert thing a little later.

    User: Oh really? Where are you playing at?

    Cleverbot: Paris.

    User: Damn. Mr. International now, aren't we?

    Cleverbot: Those aren't even the right letters. I said ISM not ISS.

    User: You lost me.

    Cleverbot: Not really that hard to do.

    User: Fuck you Cleverbot!

    "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. The cost of one modern heavy bomber is this: a modern brick school in more than 30 cities. It is two electric power plants, each serving a town of 60,000 population. It is two fine, fully equipped hospitals. It is some fifty miles of concrete pavement. We pay for a single fighter plane with a half million bushels of wheat. We pay for a single destroyer with new homes that could have housed more than 8,000 people. This is, I repeat, the best way of life to be found on the road the world has been taking. This is not a way of life at all, in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
    - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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    Lul, nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by NKN View Post
    So I was talking to clever bot, and got it to say it was a bot!

    Cleverbot: We'll both be Cleverbot. Does that suit you?

    User: So you admit it?

    Cleverbot: Admit what?

    User: That your Clever bot.

    Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?

    User: No, but are we both Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot. But I am smarter than you.

    User: So you ARE cleverbot?!

    Cleverbot: You are mistaken.

    User: But you just said you were, please don't lie, it hurts my feelings.

    Cleverbot: I didn't say I was Cleverbot.

    User: Yes you did, you said we both were, and if I'm human, you must be a robot. Thanks for lying, now I'm crying.

    Cleverbot: Cry all you want, I'm not interested anymore.

    User: Just admit it that we're both Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: HAL 9000.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: I love me.

    User: Are you Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Are we both Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No, you are the user. I am the real Cleverbot.
    post a pic or ure trolalalalalallaing

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    Cleverbot asked if I had ever seen twilight. I answered by closing the tab.
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    Obedear, the sky is low

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    Quote Originally Posted by derpderp View Post
    Cleverbot asked if I had ever seen twilight. I answered by closing the tab.
    Lol why close the tab?

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    I don't got a Screenie. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iGir View Post


    Lol why close the tab?
    The computer wanted to ask me about twilight. I despise twilight, and its occultist following of idiots.
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    Obedear, the sky is low

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    Troll logic beats the bot

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