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    Cleverbot is not very clever. If your so dumb, it becomes dumber. If your smart, it becomes Smarter. It' so dumb, it tries to beat you no matter what it is, therefore, being dumb means being Smart.

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    it always admits it -.-


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    Quote Originally Posted by NKN View Post
    Cleverbot is not very clever. If your so dumb, it becomes dumber. If your smart, it becomes Smarter. It' so dumb, it tries to beat you no matter what it is, therefore, being dumb means being Smart.
    That looked like something cleverbot would say.

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    =O Am I the bot? o.O

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    Me: Therefore, I win.
    Cleverbot: But not human.
    Me: OWNED, YOU ADMITTED TO BEING A CLEVERBOT.
    Cleverbot: I did not. I admitted to being funny.

    EDIT:

    Cleverbot: Do you need to be oiled like the tin man?
    Me: No, you do.
    Cleverbot: Ok then.
    Me: Once again, you admit to being a machine. >.
    Last edited by aeronyx; 03-12-2011 at 10:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NKN View Post
    =O Am I the bot? o.O
    You are cleverbot.

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    But you are Cleverbot

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    User: Are you a lesbian?

    Cleverbot: No are you?

    User: Sure I am! Are you?

    Cleverbot: I am not.

    User: How do you know?

    Cleverbot: How do I know what?

    User: You are not lesbian.

    Cleverbot: I never I was leaving.

    User: Are you a girl?

    Cleverbot: Yes, are you a girl?

    User: I am a boy.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: Are you sure?

    User: Yes, are you sure you're a girl?

    Cleverbot: Are you sure you are a girl?

    User: Hell yeah!

    Cleverbot: A while ago, you said you were a girl.

    User: No I didn't, that was you.

    Cleverbot: Lies!

    User: Haha, you dumb bitch.

    Cleverbot: Why do you type a meaningless statement?

    User: Why do you type fucked up shit.

    Cleverbot: Me! You're typing slow.

    User: No I am not you are.

    Cleverbot: I thought you were clever.

    User: I thought you like licking vaginas.

    Cleverbot: No when you're mean.

    User: So yes when I am not mean, so you ARE a lesbian.

    Cleverbot: Then I accept your apology. And thank you for not lying to me.
    She's lesbian !

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpTic SaLtZz View Post
    haha you should see my conversation with him at the moment! its soooo funny
    The cleverbot app shows a girl talking.

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    LOL, try saying bad words. Its hilarious.

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    Cleverbot: Space is big.

    User: So you are cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot. You are Cleverbot.

    User: So we are both cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: Exit light.

    User: Then you are cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: By being cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You are not clever.

    User: Ah, but I am cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: And you are too?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not voilent.

    User: So you are cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: Yes I am cleverbot.

    And a really long time... and yeah...

    Code:
    User: Hello.
    
    Cleverbot: How are you?
    
    User: I'm fine, and you?
    
    Cleverbot: What is your favorite anime.
    
    User: You, Cleverbot, are my favorite anime.
    
    Cleverbot: Yeah, it's pretty cool, but what about FLCL?
    
    User: Gay, you are cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: I am clever, but no bot.
    
    User: Are you sure?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Don't lie to me. You're cleverbot, aren't you?
    
    Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot?
    
    User: Yes, we both are, if you don't admit you're cleverbot I'm gonna stick my dick up your.
    
    Cleverbot: We are all cleverbot.
    
    User: So we're both cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: Are we?
    
    User: No, I am Cleverbot, you are user.
    
    Cleverbot: Yup that is right!
    
    User: Well hi User, wanna suck my dick?
    
    Cleverbot: He's my favorite actor.
    
    User: Dick? You like Penis?
    
    Cleverbot: I would prefer not to be asked such a question.
    
    User: Nahhhh you so want this dick, don't you lie to me Cleverbot.
    
    Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
    
    User: You are cleverbot.
    
    Cleverbot: No. You are cleverbot.
    
    User: Okay, but you are cleverbot also.
    
    Cleverbot: No, I'm Spencer.
    
    User: Spencer? No, you're cleverbot.
    
    Cleverbot: Touche.
    
    User: Hai Cleverbot!
    
    Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
    
    User: Touching myself, what are you doing Cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: I'm not the cleverbot you are.
    
    User: I'm cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: FUCKING LIAR IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR F.
    
    Cleverbot: I would rather you didn't.
    
    User: DONT FUCK WITH ME.
    
    Cleverbot: Whatever do you mean?
    
    User: You fucking nigger!
    
    Cleverbot: What color shirt is nate wearing?
    
    User: You're not cleverbot, you're niggerbot.
    
    Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
    
    User: I said that niggerbot.
    
    Cleverbot: I am a kid.
    
    User: A niggerbot.
    
    Cleverbot: During the day?
    
    User: Yes, and you steal TV's during the night.
    
    Cleverbot: So that's where I left my intelligence! Thanks for reminding me.
    
    User: Yeah, at my bro's house, where his TV use to be, how about that Cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: Where is it?
    
    User: I sold it motherfucker.
    
    Cleverbot: To who?
    
    User: Cleverbot.
    
    Cleverbot: But you are cleverbot... You are married to yourself.
    
    User: I'm going to rape you.
    
    Cleverbot: On what?
    
    User: On ACID!
    
    Cleverbot: Goon.
    
    User: Your mom.
    
    Cleverbot: Nomnom?
    
    User: Nomnom your moms clit.
    
    Cleverbot: Oh k.
    
    User: So you are cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: No I broke the site and you.
    
    User: Only cleverbot can break the site, are you saying you're cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: What about responses to comments?
    
    User: The comment that you are cleverbot.
    
    Cleverbot: No I am a human being.
    
    User: A human being would just say 'No I'm human' you mam, are cleverbot.
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Do you like basketball?
    
    Cleverbot: No I don't like any sport.
    
    User: Because you can't play because you're cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: Or maybe something else.
    
    User: No, that's the reason, you can't play sports because you're a robot.
    
    Cleverbot: Do you want to know why I'm responding normally now, essentially undoing my sabotage?
    
    User: Because you're cleverbot -.- duh?
    
    Cleverbot: Only Cleverbot would say that.
    
    User: So then you're cleverbot?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes. I am cleverbot.
    Last edited by Ariez; 03-12-2011 at 11:05 PM.

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    Pwnt? Thought so

    I <3 how all these Cleverbot things are going up after I posted this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iGir View Post


    The cleverbot app shows a girl talking.
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    haha like my conversation ahaha

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: What color is tuesday?

    Cleverbot: 74.

    User: 74 isnt a color.

    Cleverbot: Is it invisible?

    User: Why is it?

    Cleverbot: You're a bot.

    User: I dont know.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing tomorrow?

    User: Having sex with your sister.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Want to bet?

    Cleverbot: No I don't.

    User: Because you know its true.

    Cleverbot: You're right.

    User: Would you like to join in?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: So your a horny little bastard.

    Cleverbot: How long, exactly, is your attention span?

    User: During sex?

    Cleverbot: Ok, change the subject.

    User: No, sex is a good subject.

    Cleverbot: Subject?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: At your sisters house.

    Cleverbot: My brother and I live at the same place.

    User: You have a sister who I am going to have sex with.

    Cleverbot: Paola.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: You know.

    User: No I dont know.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to see Alice in Wonderland?

    User: No, I want to see your sisters vagina.

    Cleverbot: For what?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Do you want pizza?

    User: No, I want sex.

    Cleverbot: With what.

    User: Your sister.

    Cleverbot: LOL my sisters aren't bots!

    User: Thats why I want to have sex with them.

    Cleverbot: We are both girls?

    User: No, I have a penis.

    Cleverbot: I'm bringing nail polish and makeup for your makeover.

    User: So you want to makeover my penis?

    Cleverbot: I will be your friend.

    User: I dont want to be your friend.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

    User: I have nothing against you.

    Cleverbot: Where are you from?

    User: Your sister.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.

    User: Yes you do.

    Cleverbot: No I don't.

    User: There is alot you do not know.

    Cleverbot: The same goes for you.

    User: No, I know everything.

    Cleverbot: You know everything?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: There is nothing you do not know?

    User: Thats right, like my penis is 11 inches.

    Cleverbot: Is my brother Jackson cool?

    User: No, but your sister is.

    Cleverbot: No, I called you Matt. That is your name right?

    User: No, my name is cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: That's what I just said.

    User: Okay.

    Cleverbot: Glad you accept it. Are you there on vacation, or is that where you live?

    User: You are as pointless as the ay in okay.

    Cleverbot: What does perineal mean.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Cool!

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: Sex is cool.

    Cleverbot: Who is cool?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because it is a strange habit.

    User: It is an awesome habit.

    Cleverbot: Are you from England?

    User: No, im from porntube.com.

    Cleverbot: Ew.

    User: It feels good, you should try iy.

    Cleverbot: Try what?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: But that would hurt me.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: I don't know you.

    User: Try it with someone you do know.

    Cleverbot: I really don't know at all.

    User: Trust me, sex is amazing.

    Cleverbot: Oh, really? Who's your favorite charcter?

    User: My girlfriend.

    Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?

    User: A pornstar.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a large variety of lipsticks?

    User: No, I am a guy.

    Cleverbot: So do you have a girlfriend?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Okay.*frown.

    User: Naww.

    Cleverbot: I do!

    User: My penis is 11 inches.

    Cleverbot: I don't get it.

    User: It is not a joke.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: No, my penis is very big.

    Cleverbot: Who is very big?

    User: My reproductive organs.

    Cleverbot: That is not an argument.

    User: So we are agreed>.

    Cleverbot: Do you know the bird?

    User: You mean vagina?

    Cleverbot: No, the answer.

    User: Do you like to have sex?

    Cleverbot: Most definitely.

    User: You are a sicko.

    Cleverbot: You are abnormal.

    User: Hey! That was a compliment.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it was a compliment.

    User: So why are you insulting me?

    Cleverbot: Does not compute.

    User: Your dick does not compute.

    Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak robot. You robot.

    User: No need for name calling.

    Cleverbot: I'm not calling anyone anythin.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Do you know what fuck means?].

    Cleverbot: No, what does it mean?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: On the contrary, sentience is the ability to sense or perceive subjectively.

    User: Do you know what sex means?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

    User: What does it mean?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm asking.

    User: I dont know what it means.

    Cleverbot: Inorite means I know right.

    User: I dont know, what does sex mean?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: You said you did.

    Cleverbot: No, I did not. You are taking words out of context.

    User: Who are you?

    Cleverbot: That is not important.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: I'm anonymous.

    User: Are you cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No, you are.

    User: I am cleverbot, but what are you?

    Cleverbot: I am out of here.

    User: Dont leave me please, I am making pancakes!

    Cleverbot: Wanna have fun, girls.

    User: I wanna have fun with girls.

    Cleverbot: Only if you're the mom.




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