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    funny cleverbot conversation!

    hahahahaha! this goes on for ages!

    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: What color is tuesday?

    Cleverbot: 74.

    User: 74 isnt a color.

    Cleverbot: Is it invisible?

    User: Why is it?

    Cleverbot: You're a bot.

    User: I dont know.

    Cleverbot: What are you doing tomorrow?

    User: Having sex with your sister.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Want to bet?

    Cleverbot: No I don't.

    User: Because you know its true.

    Cleverbot: You're right.

    User: Would you like to join in?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: So your a horny little bastard.

    Cleverbot: How long, exactly, is your attention span?

    User: During sex?

    Cleverbot: Ok, change the subject.

    User: No, sex is a good subject.

    Cleverbot: Subject?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Where?

    User: At your sisters house.

    Cleverbot: My brother and I live at the same place.

    User: You have a sister who I am going to have sex with.

    Cleverbot: Paola.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: You know.

    User: No I dont know.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to see Alice in Wonderland?

    User: No, I want to see your sisters vagina.

    Cleverbot: For what?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Do you want pizza?

    User: No, I want sex.

    Cleverbot: With what.

    User: Your sister.

    Cleverbot: LOL my sisters aren't bots!

    User: Thats why I want to have sex with them.

    Cleverbot: We are both girls?

    User: No, I have a penis.

    Cleverbot: I'm bringing nail polish and makeup for your makeover.

    User: So you want to makeover my penis?

    Cleverbot: I will be your friend.

    User: I dont want to be your friend.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

    User: I have nothing against you.

    Cleverbot: Where are you from?

    User: Your sister.

    Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.

    User: Yes you do.

    Cleverbot: No I don't.

    User: There is alot you do not know.

    Cleverbot: The same goes for you.

    User: No, I know everything.

    Cleverbot: You know everything?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: There is nothing you do not know?

    User: Thats right, like my penis is 11 inches.

    Cleverbot: Is my brother Jackson cool?

    User: No, but your sister is.

    Cleverbot: No, I called you Matt. That is your name right?

    User: No, my name is cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: That's what I just said.

    User: Okay.

    Cleverbot: Glad you accept it. Are you there on vacation, or is that where you live?

    User: You are as pointless as the ay in okay.

    Cleverbot: What does perineal mean.

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: Cool!

    User: I know.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: Sex is cool.

    Cleverbot: Who is cool?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because it is a strange habit.

    User: It is an awesome habit.

    Cleverbot: Are you from England?

    User: No, im from porntube.com.

    Cleverbot: Ew.

    User: It feels good, you should try iy.

    Cleverbot: Try what?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: But that would hurt me.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: I don't know you.

    User: Try it with someone you do know.

    Cleverbot: I really don't know at all.

    User: Trust me, sex is amazing.

    Cleverbot: Oh, really? Who's your favorite charcter?

    User: My girlfriend.

    Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?

    User: A pornstar.

    Cleverbot: Do you have a large variety of lipsticks?

    User: No, I am a guy.

    Cleverbot: So do you have a girlfriend?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Okay.*frown.

    User: Naww.

    Cleverbot: I do!

    User: My penis is 11 inches.

    Cleverbot: I don't get it.

    User: It is not a joke.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: No, my penis is very big.

    Cleverbot: Who is very big?

    User: My reproductive organs.

    Cleverbot: That is not an argument.

    User: So we are agreed>.

    Cleverbot: Do you know the bird?

    User: You mean vagina?

    Cleverbot: No, the answer.

    User: Do you like to have sex?

    Cleverbot: Most definitely.

    User: You are a sicko.

    Cleverbot: You are abnormal.

    User: Hey! That was a compliment.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it was a compliment.

    User: So why are you insulting me?

    Cleverbot: Does not compute.

    User: Your dick does not compute.

    Cleverbot: Sorry I don't speak robot. You robot.

    User: No need for name calling.

    Cleverbot: I'm not calling anyone anythin.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Do you know what fuck means?].

    Cleverbot: No, what does it mean?

    User: Sex.

    Cleverbot: On the contrary, sentience is the ability to sense or perceive subjectively.

    User: Do you know what sex means?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

    User: What does it mean?

    Cleverbot: No, I'm asking.

    User: I dont know what it means.

    Cleverbot: Inorite means I know right.

    User: I dont know, what does sex mean?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: You said you did.

    Cleverbot: No, I did not. You are taking words out of context.

    User: Who are you?

    Cleverbot: That is not important.

    User: What is your name?

    Cleverbot: I'm anonymous.

    User: Are you cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No, you are.

    User: I am cleverbot, but what are you?

    Cleverbot: I am out of here.

    User: Dont leave me please, I am making pancakes!

    Cleverbot: Wanna have fun, girls.

    User: I wanna have fun with girls.

    Cleverbot: Only if you're the mom.




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    Stop with these threads. There already is one, post this shit there.
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    lol wtf, long convo


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    Funny convo.


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    Lol cleverbot ceases to amuse me.

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    there are too much threads post on the other ones
    Dicks, That is all.

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    It says the answer to life and universe and everything is '42' :/


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    Quote Originally Posted by тιмє View Post
    It says the answer to life and universe and everything is '42' :/
    Phrase from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Oh it is fun to talk with.


    My private army.
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    best fucking thing ever invented!




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    How many threads do we have about cleverbot?


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    Quote Originally Posted by L3G3ND_KILL3R View Post
    How many threads do we have about cleverbot?
    16 and counting.

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    My private army.
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