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    Man Dies from eel in his ass. 2-6




    In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

    Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man’s bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.
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    daum das ucked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unsuccessful View Post
    daum das ucked up
    yes true story

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    I always thought the Russian's would be the first to do this

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    , so the eel like ate/destroyed his bowels ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem View Post
    , so the eel like ate/destroyed his bowels ?
    yes ate him alive.

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    dam that must fking hurt . o_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem View Post
    dam that must fking hurt . o_o
    he didnt feel anything he was unconcious.

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    well then it wouldnt be that bad . but still imagine something eating you from the inside , and you cant do anything about it .

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    If i survived that i would suicide.
    Imagine a life with no bawls?

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    its called bowels . =_=
    not your balls ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by [PROTOTYPE] View Post
    If i survived that i would suicide.
    Imagine a life with no bawls?
    proof he didnt read the thread

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    OMG OMG OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM!

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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