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    2mm rimfire pistol

    bullet's hurt a little...
    It's like i hit my arm in the wall.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    thats litterly the coolest fucking story i've ever heard in my entire life.
    Please tell it again.

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    lawl i was driving my motorcycle and then a dude was driving his car really fast.
    Then his friend came out of the window and shot me.
    I fell of my motorcycle he paid the repairs.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    he was being sarcastic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitarist. View Post
    lawl i was driving my motorcycle and then a dude was driving his car really fast.
    Then his friend came out of the window and shot me.
    I fell of my motorcycle he paid the repairs.
    So someone pulled a driveby on you?

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    I wonder how it went:

    FUCK MAN YOU JUST SHOT ME FUCK
    Man, come on, look I'll pay for the damages if you forget this whole "you shot me"
    GOD DAMN IT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane View Post
    I wonder how it went:

    FUCK MAN YOU JUST SHOT ME FUCK
    Man, come on, look I'll pay for the damages if you forget this whole "you shot me"
    GOD DAMN IT
    That's funny but not in england..
    Look here's the complete story:
    *Driving and listening to rock music happily*
    *Comes the dude in the BMW*
    *A dude comes out sarcastically and shoots me*
    *It hit my nerves so i left the motorcycle*
    *I drifted really hard then fell on the ground*
    *The dude stops and checks if i'm okay*
    The dude:Hey dude did the gun hurt?
    Me:You crazy fag you almost broke my leg
    The dude:Why you mad tho?
    *Punches him really hard in his nose*
    *the dude bleeds*
    The dude: calm down man.
    Me:Then fix my fucking cycle man.
    @Insane
    Quote Originally Posted by iGir View Post


    So someone pulled a driveby on you?
    exactly.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    It in england, oh, that changed EVERYTHING

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    It did it did..
    Did you read the story dude?

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    this is bullshit.

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    Lol great story u get shot and u dont report it fail

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    Dude i sewed him..
    Edit:
    @Versa do you think i could waste an opportunity like this?

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    So wait. You take a bullet and focus on your bike? Or was he fake shooting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskulz View Post
    this is bullshit.
    Agree with this cum guzzling faggot that I just quoted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Agree with this cum guzzling faggot that I just quoted.
    i dont guzzle cum

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