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    "What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?"
    "We are both lawyers."
    LOL thats hiliarous XD (from that site)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem View Post
    wanna hear something funny ?

    ok ,

    ok so someone wants to suicide by jumping of a building ,
    so hes on the roof, he says goodbye to the world ,then jumps ,
    but when he's about the come down a person walks under him , he falls on the person and that person died , but he servived .
    Love it gotta do it more often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by korshlov View Post
    "What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?"
    "We are both lawyers."
    LOL thats hiliarous XD (from that site)
    hey don't quote the site so much...
    (but thats a good one)
    Wow much signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by korshlov View Post
    "What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?"
    "We are both lawyers."
    LOL thats hiliarous XD (from that site)
    i dont get it that joke has no meaning whatsoever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firehouse300 View Post
    i dont get it that joke has no meaning whatsoever.
    It's funny because it has no meaning, so it is not expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by korshlov View Post


    It's funny because it has no meaning, so it is not expected.
    therefore its not funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskulz View Post


    therefore its not funny.
    thats what im saying its not funny because that is something that is what 2 lawyers are probably talking about right now

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    he drove in the kitchen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem View Post
    wanna hear something funny ?

    ok ,

    ok so someone wants to suicide by jumping of a building ,
    so hes on the roof, he says goodbye to the world ,then jumps ,
    but when he's about the come down a person walks under him , he falls on the person and that person died , but he servived .
    True story:

    Woman breaks up with guy in a flat, guy jumps out of flat window, lands on woman who just dumped him, he kills woman, he survives.

    Whatcha gunna do? Karma's a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post


    True story:

    Woman breaks up with guy in a flat, guy jumps out of flat window, lands on woman who just dumped him, he kills woman, he survives.

    Whatcha gunna do? Karma's a bitch.
    even better


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem View Post


    even better

    /

    Wasn't even lying about the true story bit. Saw it on QI.

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    Well this isn't actually a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post


    True story:

    Woman breaks up with guy in a flat, guy jumps out of flat window, lands on woman who just dumped him, he kills woman, he survives.

    Whatcha gunna do? Karma's a bitch.
    Rofl I laughed so hard
    Wow much signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post


    True story:

    Woman breaks up with guy in a flat, guy jumps out of flat window, lands on woman who just dumped him, he kills woman, he survives.

    Whatcha gunna do? Karma's a bitch.
    Agreed karma is a bitch that wont go away. Well depends what end of it your on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessika View Post
    That joke blows.
    You blow.

    OT: That was a funny ass joke lol.

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