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    Joke of The Day

    -Knock Knock
    -Who's there?
    -The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
    ...
    /discuss
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    how the fuck is that funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskulz View Post
    how the fuck is that funny?
    its an anti-joke
    havent heard about them?
    Anti Joke - Funny Anti Jokes
    there we go
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    I don't get it either. lol

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    That joke blows.

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    wanna hear something funny ?

    ok ,

    ok so someone wants to suicide by jumping of a building ,
    so hes on the roof, he says goodbye to the world ,then jumps ,
    but when he's about the come down a person walks under him , he falls on the person and that person died , but he servived .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyongytyuk View Post


    its an anti-joke
    havent heard about them?
    Anti Joke - Funny Anti Jokes
    there we go
    thats the stupidest excuse for a joke i've ever heard in my life.

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    went on the sites and some of them are pretty clever.

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    give me your home phone and your name. i will act like a police officer on the phone and tell your mom/dad you died in a car accident.

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    thats actually pretty funny made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskulz View Post


    thats the stupidest excuse for a joke i've ever heard in my life.
    thats not an excuse, thats extra info


    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    give me your home phone and your name. i will act like a police officer on the phone and tell your mom/dad you died in a car accident.
    I love you too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eminem View Post
    wanna hear something funny ?

    ok ,

    ok so someone wants to suicide by jumping of a building ,
    so hes on the roof, he says goodbye to the world ,then jumps ,
    but when he's about the come down a person walks under him , he falls on the person and that person died , but he servived .
    ahaahahaahahahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by korshlov View Post
    went on the sites and some of them are pretty clever.
    yep , they are good
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadskulz View Post


    ahaahahaahahahahahah
    agreed -.-
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