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    Technologically retarded

    My parents are sooo fucken stupid in regards to technology. My dad thinks that the Mobo on one of our computers overheated because "JEREMY had too many windows open." - It was because simon left a sock near the cooling fan(but my mom wouldn't admit that because simons the fkn trophy child) - So we sent the PC to the shop(the mobo is fucked but whatever). Anyway, so because my dad thinks it was my fault he took "one of the crap computers from downstrairs" (the one I usually use) and moved it upstairs until we got the computer back. So one day I was down here working on JevaEngine when my mom gets mad at me and calls me upstairs. My computer had booted into Ubuntu and she got pissed of because my computer wasn't working the way she wanted it to - so I booted it into windows for her and she started getting all pissed off at me because the ethernet port on the PC is fucked so we couldn't get a net connection unless we setup wifi(which I did do she was just too fucken stoopid to use it). THEEEEN she gets pissed off at me because the fucking printing drivers for our printer didn't magically teleport from the one in the shop to my computer.

    Like wtf, none of this is my fault and shes getting mad at me. Jezus.



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    Because our parents know nothing about technology.

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    My Parents arent that Retarded though.

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    Tell me about it dude
    Ive been getting shit all week for not showing up quick when someone calls beacause I dislocated my knee a few days ago and we were staying in a house with a SHIT load of stairs

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    we nned parents who know how to use technology!!!1ONE!!
    Dicks, That is all.

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    my parents are shit with pcs

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    lol my grandma is a online radio station hoster or whatever its called.

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    My parents used to think that there computers broke down because my sister was playing too many flash games.

    They never cleaned it until i got on it and was like "holy fuck, its slower than my ipod".

    Then my family in dallas(divorced parents) has the a computer that originally ran on windows 98. And its slow as shit. I keep telling them that they should get a new computer, and my father keeps going "we just need a new monitor" or "we'll get some more RAM"

    I just facepalm when my grandfather understands computers better than my father who works in the COMPUTER industry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Insomniac View Post
    my parents are shit with pcs
    yup
    anyways AHAHAHAHAHA jetamay .

    same story. sound card broke, comp ran on win 98 nao 7 ...
    mine think , too many icons on desktop = slow comp...
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    My parents think standing behind a sofa gives you better reception. And when the internet didn't work it was all of a sudden my fault because I was on it to much. And my CPU got set on fire and my parents blamed me because i played to much games.

    Infact, they don't even know how to use a phone not even change the date/time >_>.

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    my computer was laggy and my dad told me i had a virus .




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    Quote Originally Posted by -Gh0st-™ View Post
    my computer was laggy and my dad told me i had a virus .
    :/ completely possible.

    Although my parents still don't understand ethernet>wifi.


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    My dad knows a thing or two about computers, considering he programs satellites for a living
    But my mom didn't know you could copy-paste stuff...
    Now that she does know, she always uses the edit tab to do it.....
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    My dad don't know shit - All I gotta do is set the poker game up rt
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    My mom once turned off the monitor to restart the computer

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