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    Quote Originally Posted by Hassan View Post
    Mine:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers

    claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi looking for a female)
    horny and handsome male here
    You: Hi, its souza from netherlands
    Stranger: horny?
    You: Pretty much
    Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmm
    Stranger: do you have yahoo or skype?
    You: Yes, but I am in university atm so can't access skype
    Stranger: yours asl??
    You: asl ?
    Stranger: 21m
    Stranger: u?
    You: 20 F
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: do you like big dicks?
    You: Who doesn't ? ;D
    You: You got one ?
    You: ;P
    Stranger: ya
    You: Proof ?
    Stranger: do you want?
    You: Hell yeah !
    Stranger: if you have yahoo or skype then i can show you
    You: Just take a screen shot, upload and send it ?
    You: I can't access skype
    You: atm
    Stranger: your email id?
    You: souzanetherlands90x@hotmail.com
    Stranger: do you have msn live?
    You: Nope
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: u ever had sex?
    You: Yup
    You: I have a horny boyfriend lol
    You: He fucks me every weekend
    You: you ?
    Stranger: no
    You: Awwww
    Stranger: virgin here
    You: I can make you lose your virginity
    Stranger: come
    You: Where do ya live ?
    Stranger: i want to give
    Stranger: india
    You: Ewwwwwwwww
    You: *cough*
    You: OK.
    Stranger: will you come?
    You: Yes, address ?
    Stranger: when will you come?
    You: To watch cricket Final
    You: I am a cricket fan
    Stranger: ohhhhhh
    Stranger: i am in kanpur
    You: Lol wut ?
    Stranger: what happen?
    You: Nothing
    You:
    You: Your cell no ?
    You: I will call u when I'll reach there
    You: ;D
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: mail me your pics
    You: Your ID ?
    Stranger: abha575@gmail.com
    You: ok. I have a class in 5 minutes. I will be in contact with you.
    You: See ya horny
    Stranger: i have sent you pic of my cock
    You: ok thanks <3
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: mail me later
    You: ok. fuck you
    You: bye
    You:
    Stranger: you want to fuck me?
    You: /FP
    You: Yes lol
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: you have cock?
    You: no
    You: how can I women have cock ?
    You: Dumb bitch ?
    Stranger: ok
    You: later
    Stranger: them i will fuck you
    You: ok fucker
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: which pose you like?
    *I Disconnected*



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    P.S: Sending Liz's images *cough* j/ks j/ks... :P
    I alway's come across them...
    I troll them soo hard

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    Wow that indian is sadistic... lmao horny curry bowl
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    ahaha

    i lolllled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel Jr. View Post
    ahaha

    i lolllled
    no u didnttt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    did not like

    I'd tap that

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    another thread about omegle chat
    The Privilege of the Dead is not to Die more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolsidharth View Post
    another thread about omegle chat
    I am very sure I posted this before the spam begun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawllypawp View Post
    I am very sure I posted this before the spam begun.
    Every thread in general is considered spam ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hassan View Post


    Every thread in general is considered spam ?
    ^
    This is spam for considering spam.
    +Happy 3000 Post Ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramiiX View Post
    This just in, omegle users grow sudden urge to fornicate with goats.

    Stranger: hi girl, me (male) and my girlfriend are sitting here naked.. wanna cum with us via cam????
    You: LETS FUCK A GOAT
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: FEMALE GOAT
    You: wait.. MALE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Funny shit is sfunny

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    That is quite hilarious

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    Imma search 4 more Omegle thredads

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    You: Hi
    You: EVERYBODY IS RUSSIAN
    Stranger: hoi
    You: FUN FUN FUN!
    Stranger: noo
    Stranger: i'm not russian!
    You: MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!
    Stranger: aaah
    Stranger: awesom1
    You: I wish I could sing like that
    Stranger: yes ikr
    You: and I like to fuck goats
    Stranger: that's pretty weird
    Stranger: pretty is not the good word
    You: Yea, and I'm a 36 year old virgin living with my mom - my name is @Sam
    Stranger: really really really weird
    Stranger: that's also kinda stupid
    You: yeah...
    You: baby baby baby oooh
    Stranger: u probably hate your life
    Stranger: like for real
    You: I sure do
    Official Sheep and Sheepfucker group


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