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    My Epic Chat On Omegle.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: sup cunt
    Stranger: Hey, what's going on nigga/
    Stranger: ?
    You: ju lookin fo a good tyyyyyymeeeee honeeeeeeey?
    Stranger: OH HELL YEAH!!
    You: wanna fuck my goat?
    Stranger: Mhm... i'd so fuck that goat.
    You: its got a very very tight vag
    You: its only 1 year old
    Stranger: Awesome, I get to be a pedo and a bestial freak...
    Stranger: Lets get it on...
    You: FUCK THAT GOAT
    Stranger: FUCK YEAH!!! SQUEAL GOAT.... SQUEAL!!!!!!!
    You: FUCK IT HARDER!!!!!!!!
    You: HAAAAAAAAARDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
    Stranger: FASTER!!!
    Stranger: HARDER!! FASTER!! Cheese, tomato?
    You: do not like tomatoooooes
    Stranger: Neither do I...
    You: always goes SPLAT on my shirt
    Stranger: Always goes... well I don't know...
    You: im all like
    Stranger: Back to the goat...
    You: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
    You: and the tomatoes all like SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT
    Stranger: AND SO IS THIS GOAT!!!!!!!
    You: LOOOOOOOOOOOL
    Stranger: Unh, fuck yeah... get it in there deep an-- oh shit. I killed it.
    Stranger: My bad.
    You: NIGGUH KILLED MY GOAT!!!!!!11
    Stranger: Damn straight.
    Stranger: I'm a goat fucker/killer.
    You: bitch buy me another one!!!!!!!
    Stranger: Fuck, alright. Lets venture on our quest to get another goat.
    Stranger: where's the nearest village?
    You: hmmm
    You: goat village?
    My internet disconnected....

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    dayum , why did you DC: ( wanted to see another goat
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    I would be lying if that didn't make me giggle xD
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    Stranger: HARDER!! FASTER!! Cheese, tomato?
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Our adventure to find another goat did not continue

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    my epic one;

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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    Stranger: hi
    You: LETS FUCK A GOAT
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    Dicks, That is all.

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    This just in, omegle users grow sudden urge to fornicate with goats.

    Stranger: hi girl, me (male) and my girlfriend are sitting here naked.. wanna cum with us via cam????
    You: LETS FUCK A GOAT
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: FEMALE GOAT
    You: wait.. MALE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    RawrRawrRawrRawrRawrRawrRawrRawr
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    This thread made me laugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramiiX View Post
    This just in, omegle users grow sudden urge to fornicate with goats.

    Stranger: hi girl, me (male) and my girlfriend are sitting here naked.. wanna cum with us via cam????
    You: LETS FUCK A GOAT
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: FEMALE GOAT
    You: wait.. MALE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    holly shit thats me LOLOLLLOLL
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Goat fucking should be a meme.

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    My Epic Chat On Omegle Part 2
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    hehehhe epic is epic.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseTea View Post
    Goat fucking should be a meme.
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post


    We sure do

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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    claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi looking for a female)
    horny and handsome male here
    You: Hi, its souza from netherlands
    Stranger: horny?
    You: Pretty much
    Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmm
    Stranger: do you have yahoo or skype?
    You: Yes, but I am in university atm so can't access skype
    Stranger: yours asl??
    You: asl ?
    Stranger: 21m
    Stranger: u?
    You: 20 F
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: do you like big dicks?
    You: Who doesn't ? ;D
    You: You got one ?
    You: ;P
    Stranger: ya
    You: Proof ?
    Stranger: do you want?
    You: Hell yeah !
    Stranger: if you have yahoo or skype then i can show you
    You: Just take a screen shot, upload and send it ?
    You: I can't access skype
    You: atm
    Stranger: your email id?
    You: souzanetherlands90x@hotmail.com
    Stranger: do you have msn live?
    You: Nope
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: u ever had sex?
    You: Yup
    You: I have a horny boyfriend lol
    You: He fucks me every weekend
    You: you ?
    Stranger: no
    You: Awwww
    Stranger: virgin here
    You: I can make you lose your virginity
    Stranger: come
    You: Where do ya live ?
    Stranger: i want to give
    Stranger: india
    You: Ewwwwwwwww
    You: *cough*
    You: OK.
    Stranger: will you come?
    You: Yes, address ?
    Stranger: when will you come?
    You: To watch cricket Final
    You: I am a cricket fan
    Stranger: ohhhhhh
    Stranger: i am in kanpur
    You: Lol wut ?
    Stranger: what happen?
    You: Nothing
    You:
    You: Your cell no ?
    You: I will call u when I'll reach there
    You: ;D
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: mail me your pics
    You: Your ID ?
    Stranger: abha575@gmail.com
    You: ok. I have a class in 5 minutes. I will be in contact with you.
    You: See ya horny
    Stranger: i have sent you pic of my cock
    You: ok thanks <3
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: mail me later
    You: ok. fuck you
    You: bye
    You:
    Stranger: you want to fuck me?
    You: /FP
    You: Yes lol
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: you have cock?
    You: no
    You: how can I women have cock ?
    You: Dumb bitch ?
    Stranger: ok
    You: later
    Stranger: them i will fuck you
    You: ok fucker
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: which pose you like?
    *I Disconnected*



    Fucking desperate Indians.
    P.S: Sending Liz's images *cough* j/ks j/ks... :P

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