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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    So, if you remove her clothes without her consent, via your teeth and putting on a condom without an erection, while trying to find the G-Spot, doing the Italian chandelier ending in a fake orgasm after explaining why you got out of bed fast and you're 60-69 years old before your wife comes knocking on the door has you lose 9159 calories?

    shits better than P90-X
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    if your wife catches you, you can say you were trying to lose caleries

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    HAhahah no joke this made me lol IRL
    Dicks, That is all.

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    ahh, easier way to lose weight!

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    pretty funny


    Need help with CALL OF DUTY RELATED or anything just private message me and im willing to help ^____^ Have a nice day!
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpIsWanted View Post
    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

    i know its weird question, but i need !

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    Hmmm? If im already skinny, will this make me aneretzic?



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    Quote Originally Posted by B1RDMAN View Post
    Hmmm? If im already skinny, will this make me aneretzic?
    You will become more skinny
    The Privilege of the Dead is not to Die more.

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    This shit's fucking creative



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    HAHAHAHAHA.

    apparently people are most scared of their wifes than the partner's dad.
    I see what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Kurlzz View Post
    HAHAHAHAHA.

    apparently people are most scared of their wifes than the partner's dad.
    umm yea duh

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    lol i laughed at this

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    lol you sure do burn a lot of calories when your wife is knocking at the door LOL


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    Without her consent hahahhaah.

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    April fools?

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    69 standing up is pretty awesome just fyi.

    I guess it feels different because of the blood flow,
    but I suggest everyone try this at least once.

    PS,
    You can't be a pussy, must be able to support females body weight.

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