So while I was at work today, I called my girlfriend and told her that I got fired from my job, at first she said "What Danny are you KIDDING me"? Then after that she asked if I was playing a prank on her.. and I continued to be serious about it. She then asked why I was fired. I told her because he caught me stealing candy from him (Which I always do and I've told her I always do that, so now she know's it's legit). Then.. she goes "Danny are you fucking stupid, I don't wanna be with someone that gets fired from a job because you stole fucking candy from your boss".
Then I .. and can't stop laughing.. and then told her. Was great. She was though.