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    So while I was at work today, I called my girlfriend and told her that I got fired from my job, at first she said "What Danny are you KIDDING me"? Then after that she asked if I was playing a prank on her.. and I continued to be serious about it. She then asked why I was fired. I told her because he caught me stealing candy from him (Which I always do and I've told her I always do that, so now she know's it's legit). Then.. she goes "Danny are you fucking stupid, I don't wanna be with someone that gets fired from a job because you stole fucking candy from your boss".

    Then I .. and can't stop laughing.. and then told her. Was great. She was though.

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    hahahaha xD

    girl friend ey? she hot?
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    Lol nice one im away from my fam so i cant prank anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creeper View Post
    hahahaha xD

    girl friend ey? she hot?
    Wouldn't be dating her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unsuccessful View Post
    Lol nice one im away from my fam so i cant prank anyone
    let a friend call your mom and tell them you are dead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    Wouldn't be dating her
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    LMAO
    Now you know she will leave your ass if you don't have a job.

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    LMAO
    Now you know she will leave your ass if you don't have a job.
    She wouldn't have left me.. she was just pissed off.

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    Yeah, I'll be sure to tell her I'm dead

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    lol ahhaahha Nice 1.

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    She gonna dump you after you lose yo cash and weed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anakin Skywalker View Post
    She gonna dump you after you lose yo cash and weed
    That's what I was saying.
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