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    I nearly get hit by car's every day.

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    I tried to suicide myself. Must have been old bullet gun is expload i am no die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    I tried to suicide myself. Must have been old bullet gun is expload i am no die.
    BULLFUCKINGSHIT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawllypawp View Post
    BULLFUCKINGSHIT!
    MY FRIEND..IS TRUE I AM FROM ROMANIA GUNS HAVE NO COPS ASK MY GANG

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    will i got hit by a car, but lucky he didnt go that fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    MY FRIEND..IS TRUE I AM FROM ROMANIA GUNS HAVE NO COPS ASK MY GANG
    I like you're tomatoes

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    I've had a few near-deaths experiences actually.

    The first, I was only a one-year-old. Long story short, I had slipped while near a shower and my forehead landed perfectly on the metal track for the shower door (yes, it had a glass door) and I had lost a lot of blood for a one-year-old. My mom couldn't handle the terror and my neighbor took me to the hospital. I still have a very obvious scar from this.

    My next couple involve choking, once in Kindergarten I swallowed a nickel, because hey, I was a dumb ass five-year-old, and almost passed out from lack of air. The other choking was on a glass marble, the perfect size to clog my windpipe, and luckily my brother was with me and performed the Heimlich and it came right out.

    The fourth-ish and most recent was a case of septicemia, which is a broad spectrum of diseases which involve bacteria in the blood. I was hospitalized for four or five days, while on a morphine drip (barely helped, I fuck you not). There were varying pains that had spread through my body, most of which felt literally as if someone were to have stabbed me with a knife and began twisting the blade. I had noticed days before being hospitalized, and was brought to ER at 3:00AM, supposedly crying and screaming from a stomach pain. It took them three days to even figure out what was wrong with me, as this hospital (apparently) had little information of the sorts, and was not informed until about a year later that I could have actually died from the disease, and was told that if I had been 24 hours later, it was a definite death.
    P.S. Last checked, septicemia is the #7 killer of adolescents, and usually fatal.
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    >type multiple paragraphs in post
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    Bibamus, gaudeamus.

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    some fag at my intermediate pushed me in front of a moving bus...
    Oh hai der.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tall kiwi View Post
    some fag at my intermediate pushed me in front of a moving bus...
    wat a dick

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    I almost drowned because the force of someone throwing me in the pull + gravity = knocking my breath out, thus making me almost drown
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
    "Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

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    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    When i got shot at by a cop
    he thought i had a gun/ so he shot at me it was close to hitting me

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    Last sunday when I was (aww how you say it... ) jogging?
    Went between a bunch of houses and a little girl wanted to come out to the street, so she opened the gate. 3 dogs came out, after me. Now that was scary
    Wow much signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyongytyuk View Post
    Last sunday when I was (aww how you say it... ) jogging?
    Went between a bunch of houses and a little girl wanted to come out to the street, so she opened the gate. 3 dogs came out, after me. Now that was scary
    You must be a mailman
    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.

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    I got shot at 2 times.


    Quote Originally Posted by Gyongytyuk View Post
    Last sunday when I was (aww how you say it... ) jogging?
    Went between a bunch of houses and a little girl wanted to come out to the street, so she opened the gate. 3 dogs came out, after me. Now that was scary
    I loled

    Quote Originally Posted by Khalifa View Post
    When i got shot at by a cop
    he thought i had a gun/ so he shot at me it was close to hitting me
    You must be black.

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