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    Shot myself in the eye multiple times with semen. Almost died.

    True story.

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    I almost drowned... twice in ten minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post
    I almost drowned... twice in ten minutes.
    From my semen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sazzad123 View Post
    wat a dick
    yea... lol i think he got stood down after tht XD
    Oh hai der.

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    I survived a car collision on the freeway going 75 when a drunk driver crossed the median.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    I survived a car collision on the freeway going 75 when a drunk driver crossed the median.
    Did you just barely survive or were you able to fully recover?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iverson954360 View Post
    I survived a car collision on the freeway going 75 when a drunk driver crossed the median.

    Must have shook you up pretty bad..

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    My one would be when i was walking home from school at a Drunken asshole drove the red light while i was crossing the road and his car nearly hit me luckily my friend pulled me back.

    This funny :




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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    Did you just barely survive or were you able to fully recover?
    Luckily I was in 4th grade, little kids can recover pretty easily, my mom still has problems to this day and my grandmother died because of it. The lady only got 3 years in jail and her license revoked for life.

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    Well one time I was in a car, we hit some black ice, did a 720 and a car missed us by about 2 feet (aimed at my door at 50mph).

    This wasn't near death but still would have put me in the hospital. One of my friends threw a can of Axe in a fire, and when it exploded it came within like a foot of hitting me

    I have busted my head open on metal, and almost another time when i fainted, though luckily i feel forward into snow, and not backward onto cement.

    And almost got hit by like 20 cars


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post
    I loled
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    You must be a mailman
    nope, nice one
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