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    Artificial sperm

    British scientists recently created a cocktail of chemicals that will turn stem cells into sperm cells
    Women no longer need us guys, go get some tail before they realize what has happened!

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
    babysitting is ghey
    Corndog says (5:53 PM):
    ur ghey
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    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Just me and my pocket vagina...Forever alone.

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    Baby will probably somehow happen to be retarded if you do something like that, I bet. also, why are people even trying to do something like that? Just bust in an vagina, simple as that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    Baby will probably somehow happen to be retarded if you do something like that, I bet. also, why are people even trying to do something like that? Just bust in an vagina, simple as that.
    they were trying to help guys who are infertile
    like we need any more people on this planet?
    but theoreticly, any skin sample from a man contains the needed genetic information and this new chemical compound resets the cells biological clock to turn them back into receptive cells that will turn into sperm instead of multiplying to try and clone someone
    this raises a big issue, you can freeze skin samples of someone and use them to father children years after the person has passed away, or even without their knowlege (cheat the child support system)

    SuperBadassExtraordinaire says (5:53 PM):
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    you're a breaded hotdog

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    Because the cant get ass, they dknt want us to get ass

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    They're going to try making super humans using this method. Once they succeed, they'll start mass producing them.

    No doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseTea View Post
    They're going to try making super humans using this method. Once they succeed, they'll start mass producing them.

    No doubt.
    we normal humans r doomed.

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    My seed will prevail.
    '08 MPGH OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by DickLovingFaggotBitch View Post
    British scientists recently created a cocktail of chemicals that will turn stem cells into sperm cells
    Women no longer need us guys, go get some tail before they realize what has happened!
    NOT to be captain obvious, but all it does is provide less money for sperm bank goers.

    :/ Not that it matters, since poor people couldn't afford artificial sperm any more than usual.


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    Once they manage to modify stem cells into egg cells, and a living 'sac' for the egg to live in and then hatch
    Clone Wars


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Once they manage to modify stem cells into egg cells, and a living 'sac' for the egg to live in and then hatch
    Clone Wars
    Star Wars in this bitch.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    every baby will look somewhat simliar.




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    The future generation(s) will be me.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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