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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Is stuooopid.

    Get this:

    Yesterday someone threw an obscure sort of liquid at us - which is disgusting considering the kind of people we deal with. The day before someone told us to fuck off, and the day before that someone called us "Pigs." (Because they think we're cops, lol.)
    Like what kind of patrol?

    Parking violations? Parking meters? What we talking about here?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post


    Like what kind of patrol?

    Parking violations? Parking meters? What we talking about here?
    Literally, just walking around and making sure there aren't any problems - if there are, we just call it in. We aren't police or anything. We have no authority.



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    OINK OINK, PIGGIES ON PATROL.

    No but seriously, people hate cops and you'll get alot of shit. Just deal with it and act like an asshole when necessary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Literally, just walking around and making sure there aren't any problems - if there are, we just call it in. We aren't police or anything. We have no authority.
    Like what type of problems.(mainly)
    -Because anyone can "call in" problems, even if you aren't 18.

    Talking neighborhood patrol? Parking? What?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post


    Like what type of problems.(mainly)
    -Because anyone can "call in" problems, even if you aren't 18.

    Talking neighborhood patrol? Parking? What?
    ANYTHING WE SEE THAT IS IN VIOLATION OF OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAW.

    IT GOES TO HQ THEN THEY DETERMINE IF THEY SHOULD CALL SECURITY

    /DAUM



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    ANYTHING WE SEE THAT IS IN VIOLATION OF OUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE LAW.

    IT GOES TO HQ THEN THEY DETERMINE IF THEY SHOULD CALL SECURITY

    /DAUM
    SECURITY? NOT THE POLICE?

    So your a volunteer "mall cop"?????


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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post


    SECURITY? NOT THE POLICE?

    So your a volunteer "mall cop"?????
    THEY DETERMINE IF IT GOES TO THE SECURITY OR THE POLICE.

    THE POLICE TAKE LIKE TEN - SIXTEEN MINUTES TO GET THERE SO WE HAVE TO PRIORITIZE

    Our office is in the mall, but we patrol a specified safe region of the guildford area. We're not supposed to go near the mall.
    Last edited by radnomguywfq3; 04-12-2011 at 01:53 AM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    THEY DETERMINE IF IT GOES TO THE SECURITY OR THE POLICE.

    THE POLICE TAKE LIKE TEN - SIXTEEN MINUTES TO GET THERE SO WE HAVE TO PRIORITIZE

    Our office is in the mall, but we patrol a specified safe region of the guildford area. We're not supposed to go near the mall.
    And you don't get paid?

    Dude, your a fucking douchebag. I'd throw my shit at you too.

    What asshole reports people as volunteer work?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post


    And you don't get paid?

    Dude, your a fucking douchebag. I'd throw my shit at you too.

    What asshole reports people as volunteer work?
    People who need hours to graduate from HS. Also it looks good if you apply as a police officer (Which is my backup career)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    People who need hours to graduate from HS. Also it looks good if you apply as a police officer (Which is my backup career)
    People hate ticket cops, and your making their job easier.

    No offense bro, but your job is "asshole". People do that shit to you not so much that you "deserve" it, but because you chose to do it.

    -__- tickets and shit are just another way the government steals from its people.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post


    People hate ticket cops, and your making their job easier.

    No offense bro, but your job is "asshole". People do that shit to you not so much that you "deserve" it, but because you chose to do it.

    -__- tickets and shit are just another way the government steals from its people.
    We don't do tickets. We don't even have the power to do that kinda stuff. Dude, we don't call stupid stuff like that in. If someone tells us to, we have to otherwise we make ourselves look bad.

    It's more like finding drug needles in playgrounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    We don't do tickets. We don't even have the power to do that kinda stuff. Dude, we don't call stupid stuff like that in.
    Really? So you call what in?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post


    Really? So you call what in?
    Drugs laying around where kids could get close to them. Public fights where kids could get hurt. Stolen vehicles (We check the license plats.) Walk through public buildings, that sort of stuff.

    The problem is, that's not the first impression we give people.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetamay View Post
    Drugs laying around where kids could get close to them. Public fights where kids could get hurt. Stolen vehicles (We check the license plats.) Walk through public buildings, that sort of stuff.

    The problem is, that's not the first impression we give people.
    -.-

    You give the impression of ticket cop, duh.


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