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    Funny Joke

    A Mexican man walks into a bar.

    Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.

    Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...

    "Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"

    Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...

    "Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"

    "When I grew up, I was brown!"

    "When I am sick, I'm brown!"

    "When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"

    "When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"

    "And when I die, I'll still be brown!"

    "But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"

    "When you grew up, you were white!"

    "When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"

    "When you're in the sun, you turn red!"

    "When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"

    "And when you die, you'll turn purple!"

    "And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"


    I can say this cause i'm Mexican so fk all you haters

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    ahaha that was pretty funny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    This was about black people you fucktard.

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    hahaha omg i never heard that one and its not even funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post
    This was about black people you fucktard.
    It can be about both actually DUH

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    I didn't think it was that funny
    PM Me | VM Me | Rules

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    thats not a joke
    LOOK UP IN THE SKY ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE.
    ITS AIRMAN BITCH AND IM BRINGING THE PAIN.



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    Quote Originally Posted by firehouse300 View Post
    It can be about both actually DUH
    Actually, the point of saying black is because brown people can look blue, purple, etc, while black people will honestly look black no matter what.

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    hah thats funny cause its true.........
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firehouse300 View Post
    It can be about both actually DUH
    Shut up Mexican, make your own joke.
    And it ain't even funny.

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    Old is old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roger Smith View Post


    Shut up Mexican, make your own joke.
    And it ain't even funny.
    Go crawl in a corner an shoot yourself dam haters

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    Quote Originally Posted by firehouse300 View Post
    Go crawl in a corner an shoot yourself dam haters
    you sayin we hatin?
    LOOK UP IN THE SKY ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE.
    ITS AIRMAN BITCH AND IM BRINGING THE PAIN.



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    Quote Originally Posted by firehouse300 View Post
    Go crawl in a corner an shoot yourself dam haters
    Haters?
    I am many people now?
    And there's a law in Australia where you need a special reason to have a license, unlike damn Mexicans.
    Go work in a fucking sweatshop faggot.

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