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    Quote Originally Posted by WomboCombo View Post
    I came on mpgh today.
    FML
    wait.
    you CAME???
    Dicks, That is all.

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    I CANT CODE FML.


    Need help with CALL OF DUTY RELATED or anything just private message me and im willing to help ^____^ Have a nice day!
    Quote Originally Posted by HelpIsWanted View Post
    so i have a camp next month, and i am 12, now all boys in my class have a large dick with hari and i dont have that. who can help me please?
    i see in films people can grow hair and grow dicks.

    i know its weird question, but i need !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post


    wait.
    you CAME???
    Yes. He jizzed all over it.



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    I got aressted yesterday for being accused of smoking weed in my car -.- FML
    Last edited by jokerv818; 04-15-2011 at 01:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killakid™ View Post
    my ex still thinks i have feelings for her, but i don't.
    and idk how to make her leave me alone......................
    hey bitch, fuck off.

    thats what you tell her







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    Today i go busted for looking at this girl's ass and she kicked my in the nuts. FML

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    Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

    PM Me | VM Me | Rules

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    /Daum @Blue he could've killed you

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    AHAHAHAHA Look what I found on the site, poor person
    "Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML"

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    accidently went to a gay porn site while surfing for women porn
    FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by Okuf View Post
    accidently went to a gay porn site while surfing for women porn
    FML

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    I Got To See My Best Friend's Sister Walk In To Her Room. Her Sister Was 13. I Feel Like A Pedophile.

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    Just post and read it on the site not here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iGir View Post
    Just post and read it on the site not here.
    He asked for our stories. So we assume he wants us to post here.

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