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    FML....

    Just thought I'd hear some of your guys FML stories...My friend just showed me a website for FML stories. FML: Your everyday life stories
    Some real funny stories on there
    Example
    Today, my phone fell into the toilet and amazingly survived. Except for the number one button. My phone password is 1111. FML
    /What's your FML Story?
    Last edited by Legend™; 04-13-2011 at 09:41 PM.
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    I bought a Mac. FML.

    Not actually.

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    When my mom walked in and caught me watching porn. Fml.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danyo View Post
    When my mom walked in and caught me watching porn. Fml.
    Wow... FYL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by L3git™ View Post


    Wow... FYL.
    Then she put on the web safety thing.Fml
    Last edited by Danyo; 04-13-2011 at 09:49 PM.

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    my ex still thinks i have feelings for her, but i don't.
    and idk how to make her leave me alone......................

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    alright lets go here it is

    Last sunday i went to this girl i likes church we dont see eachother much but known eachother long time, she flirted with this other guy the whole time and talked to me twice. we left to go get bigger plugs to stretch my ear, on the way to chehalis our car ran out of gas 3 times because the gas gauge is broke, one of those times i was walking with this guy whos wife was helping us get gas, he was checking out a infection on his lip in some womans car window she saw him and was like get the fuck off my property and as we left she called the cops, we didnt get introuble but it wasted an hour. We did eventually get the gauges but by the time we got home we couldnt find them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyak View Post
    alright lets go here it is

    Last sunday i went to this girl i likes church we dont see eachother much but known eachother long time, she flirted with this other guy the whole time and talked to me twice. we left to go get bigger plugs to stretch my ear, on the way to chehalis our car ran out of gas 3 times because the gas gauge is broke, one of those times i was walking with this guy whos wife was helping us get gas, he was checking out a infection on his lip in some womans car window she saw him and was like get the fuck off my property and as we left she called the cops, we didnt get introuble but it wasted an hour. We did eventually get the gauges but by the time we got home we couldnt find them.

    FYL bro.

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    i had a starring contest with my shit,
    then realized wut i was doin

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