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    wtf moments

    ever had any moments in real life, where you just said "...WTF WAS THAT?" or "LMFAO PWNT"?

    well, i have, and thats what inspired me to start this topic..
    i dont care if this is closed or w/e..i just have to tell someone..its funny..



    well, it was the last geograohy class of the year (gr 9..:O) and i was really bored in class..so i asked my friend for a battery. he gave it to me (big mistake) so, while our teacher was teaching the review for the exam (which i aced), i got to work on making a battery-bomb right in front of her..it was pretty much inactive..but ya..no one but me knew that >. i needed a a chamber of some sort to detonate it (so i could build up the pressure), but i just had the bare battery. but i told everyone that it was highly unstable...so i got a lot of respect from that class.

    near the end of class, i started to get bored with the whole "constant fear that he may detonate the bomb" vibe..so i threw it at my friend...who..of course..almost pissed himself. well, the acid in the battery had started to leak from the hole i punched in it (to releave it of pressure--dont try this..youll probably blow your hand off)...so i plugged it..(OOPS..LETS THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SEC...nah..). and i started throwing it around again, scaring the shit out of everyone (still? fucking dumbasses, it hasnt exploded for the last ten minutes, why would it now?" well, the teacher left the class for a couple mins, and i decided to give my little battery bomb a mighty heave against the wall. so, i threw it, everyone dived out of the way, it hit the wall, and,,KA FUCKING BOOM!!!!(not a huge explosion..but ya..scared the shit outta me...). whoops, shit. what do i do now? fuck...i just detonated a bomb in a school. im a fucking terrorist..FUCK. the bell wasnt going to ring for another 10 minutes, but i fucking high tailed it outta there fast as i fucking could. i honestly thought i was gonna go to jail for the rest of my life.

    WELL, long story short, someone said they threw their lunch at someone and it spatted on the wall..(there was no damage to the wall, because it was just a bunch of pressure built up..the battery was in 3 or 4 peices though..but someone cleaned it up. and, whoever covered for me got a detention..and i remain the coolest gr 9 student ever to grace those school halls.

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    wow ur love life sux

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    Quote Originally Posted by EleMentX
    wow ur love life sux



    You said it bro
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    fuck dude we get taught to make bigger bombs than that in fucking math class

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    I made a my first explosive when I was 5. Batteries are mere child's play (well, they were at the time, so I did). Make a shrapnel bomb out of daddy's zippo lighter fluid, a cassette player, and and some BB's. Oh yeah...you need about 200-something strike-anywhere matcheads. and batteries to power the cassette player.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EleMentX
    wow ur love life sux
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    After i had sex with a cow, the cow started smoking a cig, i was like WTF COWS DONT SMOKE D:<

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    Who would want to cover up for that though?
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    Defintely a WTF moment. XD





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    Well, when I was at school the other day, me and a few others were talking about... Arnie Style (Pop a hip) and along comes this truck down the street and at first we thought nothing of it so we waved. Ten minutes later it csame back and we waved again. Five minutes later it came back so we waved again. Then another five minutes later it came back, so my mate threw a rock at it. Out came these 2 black dudes with a baseball bat and a golf club. So my mate ran and they got back in the truck. LMFAO PWNT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Enigma
    Well, when I was at school the other day, me and a few others were talking about... Arnie Style (Pop a hip) and along comes this truck down the street and at first we thought nothing of it so we waved. Ten minutes later it csame back and we waved again. Five minutes later it came back so we waved again. Then another five minutes later it came back, so my mate threw a rock at it. Out came these 2 black dudes with a baseball bat and a golf club. So my mate ran and they got back in the truck. LMFAO PWNT!
    lmfao pwned

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    HAHHAHA lmao, TRULY WTF. Was Ele there?





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    Them Negros Will Crack A Face D:<

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