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    I feel like Absolute Fucking Shit

    I'm tired (running on 7 hours of sleep after staying up for 27 hours straight), hungry (All I've had to eat today is a shitty gas station sausage biscuit), my tailbone hurts (Been hurting for a while), I have a headache (possibly due to being tired), my jaws hurt (been irritating them), my back is starting to hurt (I'm fourteen, what the fuck is this) and to top it all off I'm in public yet I have to fart really, really bad.


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    radiation runnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    Break wind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ɢᴜᴄᴄɪ View Post
    Go to sleep
    I'm in public. I don't have internet at home so I'm ten minutes driving distance away.


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    You're 14. Ten Minutes driving away.
    just go home, internet is not worth your health unless the internet is getting you like money for surgery and other medical operations.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    You're 14. Ten Minutes driving away.
    just go home, internet is not worth your health unless the internet is getting you like money for surgery and other medical operations.
    I don't need surgery, and you just said it yourself: I'm fourteen. I would have to walk home. I'm going home before 9 and I'm going to head to bed then, don't really have any other options.
    Last edited by Blitz; 04-18-2011 at 05:28 PM.


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    Just fart and tell the homeless bitch to get out yo god daum bed

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    do it, look at the guy next to u, and say "dude, you're sick."
    then walk away.

    successful fart is successful.

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    That means you're going to die.

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    You people seem to misunderstand, I don't have any real medical issues. I'm just tired, and as for the tailbone I just ride my bike too much.

    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    That means you're going to die.
    I sure hope so.
    Last edited by Blitz; 04-18-2011 at 05:34 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BlitzUG View Post
    You people seem to misunderstand, I don't have any real medical issues. I'm just tired, and as for the tailbone I just ride my bike too much.


    I sure hope so.
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    take sleep pills?
    or benedryl?

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