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    You should call back and say, I'm lookin for Monique

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    I do this when i get the wrong number :/

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    I called a chick with mistake and we got friends because of that.
    Try making friends with her




     
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    Pretend to be Monquie so she gets in trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post
    Some woman just called me. From her voice (and my expert analysis) I determined that she must be black.

    "Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

    Me: "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."

    "Ohh, I'm so sorry, child. Excuse me."

    -she hangs up-

    10 seconds later...

    "Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

    Me: "You've gotta be shitting me."

    I hang up.






    Dumb bitch.
    Lawl... That sucks you better hope she doesn't call back "lookin' fur Monique"

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    "I'd like a 20 piece chicken leg dinner".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    "I'd like a 20 piece chicken leg dinner".
    Okay, would you like any of our Special Black Sauce to go with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wruoa View Post
    Okay, would you like any of our Special Black Sauce to go with that?
    I want Special White Sauce.

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    A bucket of crispy strips.


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    I once had a telemarketer call me and ask about doing some ****** and I said no thanks. He replied with " Well you sound hot, are you single?". WTF!

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    Are you???

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    Are you???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post
    Are you???
    Of course not, hot girls don't post on forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iMakestuffz View Post


    I want Special White Sauce.
    Sorry, we're SLAM outta that...

    LOL @x.navi.x

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    Quote Originally Posted by x.navi.x View Post


    <-No clue.
    Take a pic and I'll judge nothing dirty

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