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    Holy shit, guys, keep it in your pants.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post
    Some woman just called me. From her voice (and my expert analysis) I determined that she must be black.

    "Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

    Me: "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."

    "Ohh, I'm so sorry, child. Excuse me."

    -she hangs up-

    10 seconds later...

    "Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

    Me: "You've gotta be shitting me."

    I hang up.


    Dumb bitch.

    Lol thats funny.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post
    Holy shit, guys, keep it in your pants.
    It is.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post
    Holy shit, guys, keep it in your pants.
    I just lol'd irl

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    Quote Originally Posted by iMakestuffz View Post


    for how long?
    I posted video of this girl walking in her underpants saying it looked like liz

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    Put your legs where your head is, and shake it all up
    WHY YU BE TROOLLNN DANNY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post


    I posted video of this girl walking in her underpants saying it looked like liz
    WTF?! Holy shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wruoa View Post


    WTF?! Holy shit...
    Yep, She was pissed banned me , never messed with liz agian

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post


    I posted video of this girl walking in her underpants saying it looked like liz
    That sounds like a smart idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post


    Yep, She was pissed banned me , never messed with liz agian
    I wouldn't doubt it... I'd be pissed too!

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    You're a girl??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epic View Post
    You're a girl??
    Who are you talking to?

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    NO!!! I meant

    "If I was a girl, and that happened, I'd be pissed too!!"!!!!¡!¡!¡!!!!¡¡!¡


    Quote Originally Posted by iMakestuffz View Post


    Who are you talking to?
    me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wruoa View Post





    me
    Okay, I thought he was talking to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iMakestuffz View Post


    Okay, I thought he was talking to me.
    Lawl... Nope.

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