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    I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number.

    Some woman just called me. From her voice (and my expert analysis) I determined that she must be black.

    "Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

    Me: "I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number."

    "Ohh, I'm so sorry, child. Excuse me."

    -she hangs up-

    10 seconds later...

    "Oh haii, I'm lookin' fur Monique."

    Me: "You've gotta be shitting me."

    I hang up.






    Dumb bitch.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Monique
    Monique's a common 'black' name not to be stereotypical, just something i've 'analyzed'


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    ahahahahaha sure is black. should of just pretended to be Monique
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    One person?
    FUCK

    I would have to say known him the longest out of everyone here i think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Monique
    Monique's a common 'black' name not to be stereotypical, just something i've 'analyzed'
    So is Killion, apparently.

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    Sup Monique
    BTW Why'd you hang up on me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    So is Killion, apparently.
    Thats spelled differently, though.
    '08 MPGH OG

    You get the bag and fumble it
    I get the bag and flip it and tumble it
    Straight out the lot, 300 cash
    And the car came with a blunt in it
    Lil mama a thot, and she got ass
    And she gon' fuck up a bag
    Pull up to the spot, livin' too fast
    Droppin' the dope in the stash
    In Italy, got two foreign hoes, they DM me
    Drop the top when it's cold
    But you feel the heat
    Be real with me, just be real with me
    Eat it up like it's a feast
    They say the dope on fleek

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killian View Post


    Thats spelled differently, though.
    Just barely though.
    I still find it funny.

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    evey name with a Q and an U must be of a black chick

    Rick
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    Whatever you say


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    Dumb bitches .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jabuuty671 View Post
    Whatever you say
    Sup sup.
    Monique trying to hide herself.


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    Oops, i think i forgot something






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    lol. should have been like

    "BITCH GET IN THE KITCHEN"

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    MONNIIQQUEE

    GIRLFRIENNNN



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    you always seemed like a Shiniqua though


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