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    Swimming pools...

    ... is like driving lanes.

    theres this fat old bitch swimming infront of me and i couldn't overtake her in other lanes cause theres people close too.
    I see what you did there.

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    Careful you don't get your intestines sucked out through the drain!

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    That's why you dive like a submarine, then launch a tomahawk up her ass
    Last edited by 666HiddenMaster666; 04-23-2011 at 06:05 PM.
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    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    That's why you dive like a submarine, then launch a tomahawk up her ass


    she be shitting at me.
    I see what you did there.

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    Go to a bigger swimming pool, you won't have any trouble unless some fat bitch does a belly flop into the pool.




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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostJr View Post
    Go to a bigger swimming pool, you won't have any trouble unless some fat bitch does a belly flop into the pool.
    already the biggest in the city.

    unless i go to those club's swimming pools, which will cost alot more.
    I see what you did there.

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    go under her

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    Go under her



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    Quote Originally Posted by Minivan Man View Post
    Go under her
    Get on top of her

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    Sneak in at night when the pool is closed
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    Obedear, the sky is low

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post
    That's why you dive like a submarine, then launch a tomahawk up her ass
    hahaah that'll be so good, probably wont even explode on impact.


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    Should have told her your pissing everywhere she's swimming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    Get on top of her
    Fuck her



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    Quote Originally Posted by Minivan Man View Post


    Fuck her
    Oh yeah baby!

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