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    SO U KNOW WHAT?

    Ok so me and my family goto Easter Brunch. Cool.

    We get there. Cool.

    There's an all you can eat buffet of fried chicke, popcorn shrimp, Mac&Cheese and pudding. Orgasm.

    So I'm eating, and this little kid behind me if wiping his nose all over this big ass wondow. Then he starts to lick it. Ew.

    So I'm done with my 4th plate of all you can eat. Im full. Cool.

    So we goto the car and my little cousins spits out the mint she got. She chewed it until it was a liquid then spit it into her hand and like played with it. Ew

    Then when we get home we see the cows of outta the pasture so we gotta get them back in.

    Now im here



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    You have cows?


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    This proves, anyone named Bill is a good country boy. And tell me about your cows. Are they sexy?

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    4 PLATES? JESUS CHRIST.

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    wow all of that in 1 day?... :/


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    WOW 4 plated u must be a fat shit xD

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    Im 15 and 130 pounds.

    I am the metabolism of God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obscene View Post
    WOW 4 plated u must be a fat shit xD
    I can eat up to 6 plates and I'm not fat.




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cutting View Post
    Im 15 and 130 pounds.

    I am the metabolism of God.
    You are the metabolism or you have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cutting View Post
    Im 15 and 130 pounds.

    I am the metabolism of God.
    dude same here. I'm 5'10, 140 pounds and i eat the most. even more than my dad and he's 6'4

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    Cool story brah

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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