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    Hu's In China? A Newer take on the old Abbot And Costello Bit

    (The Following discussion is Between Pres. George W. Bush, and Condoleeza "Condi" Rice.

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    Now, Just think to yourself 'i just spent a good Minute reading that crap" XD

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    holy shit and now think to yourself, OMFG WASTE OF TIME but a funny contribution... made me laugh

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    Thats what Im here for. seriously. Besides that, I am pretty much worthless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackal
    I am pretty worthless.
    THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU XD XD XD

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    was ok but a waist of time

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    Lol, not really a waste of time, It REALLY made me laugh out loud... It was hilarious xD..."Hu is the leader of China" lol... thanks for a laugh Jackal .
    HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE 25th??? WE HAVEN'T!
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    Timebeast wanted perma since he can't flame anymore.
    LMAO...


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    Obviously the best impersonation of David Hasselhoff.

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    but that made me think and now my over sized brian hurts. DAMMIT

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