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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    You must feel really cool sneaking around your own house huh.
    Assuming your not smart enough to catch sarcasm when its thrown, I was saying that sneaking around your own house at night is retarded. Go rob your neighbor or something.
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    What did you steal ur rents lube and condoms

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    veryy good..
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    i bet he stole
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    Alright let's be mature about it, Good job on stealing your parent's stuff. don't do it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    Assuming your not smart enough to catch sarcasm when its thrown, I was saying that sneaking around your own house at night is retarded. Go rob your neighbor or something.
    @Heartview Quote your self FTW?
    i already did that with a mate.

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    wat did you steal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartview View Post
    You must feel really cool sneaking around your own house huh.
    trolololol
    ^^this

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    What are you like giggiling to yourself.?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post
    Watcha write?

    My Made Up Story Of What You Probably Didn't Do:

    You sneaked into your Mother and Father's room to find:

    • sperm on the wall
    • condoms


    You were like "OH SHIT" for a bit, then you thought " Condoms... OH I NEED THOSE"

    Grabbed them quietly, and even took your dads VISA from the back pocket of his sweaty jeans.

    Then you wrote a note stating:

    Yo mum, dud, I know whatcha guys been doin, so you better not try to take your VISA card back till I'm done and through with it.

    Love, (W/e your IRL name)

    PS: Thanks for them condoms, DAMN DAD WHY THEY TOO BIG?


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    Now do it outside of your house.
    I can walk around my house in pitch black while waving my arms around of course....
    you could be basing your vision on memory , do something different


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post
    Watcha write?

    My Made Up Story Of What You Probably Didn't Do:

    You sneaked into your Mother and Father's room to find:

    • sperm on the wall
    • condoms


    You were like "OH SHIT" for a bit, then you thought " Condoms... OH I NEED THOSE"

    Grabbed them quietly, and even took your dads VISA from the back pocket of his sweaty jeans.

    Then you wrote a note stating:

    Yo mum, dud, I know whatcha guys been doin, so you better not try to take your VISA card back till I'm done and through with it.

    Love, (W/e your IRL name)

    PS: Thanks for them condoms, DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE?


    The end.
    at this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    are you kidding me
    No danny, this guy was creepin and lurkin..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post
    Watcha write?

    My Made Up Story Of What You Probably Didn't Do:

    You sneaked into your Mother and Father's room to find:

    • sperm on the wall
    • condoms


    You were like "OH SHIT" for a bit, then you thought " Condoms... OH I NEED THOSE"

    Grabbed them quietly, and even took your dads VISA from the back pocket of his sweaty jeans.

    Then you wrote a note stating:

    Yo mum, dud, I know whatcha guys been doin, so you better not try to take your VISA card back till I'm done and through with it.

    Love, (W/e your IRL name)

    PS: Thanks for them condoms, DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE?


    The end.
    When I was 11 I found a box of condoms in my parents room lol

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