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    Steal Mission is a success

    Since i got Night vision i wanted to test how well the worked.
    So i set my alarm on my clock to 2:00 in the moring (Volume down low) and got up to see how good the night vision was, i crepted into my parents room and snooped around abit. then i wrote a note and left it in the middle of the bed.
    Great Success

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    What's so special about writing a note and leaving it on the bed?

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    I stole some stuff.

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    how old are you?

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    Watcha write?

    My Made Up Story Of What You Probably Didn't Do:

    You sneaked into your Mother and Father's room to find:

    • sperm on the wall
    • condoms


    You were like "OH SHIT" for a bit, then you thought " Condoms... OH I NEED THOSE"

    Grabbed them quietly, and even took your dads VISA from the back pocket of his sweaty jeans.

    Then you wrote a note stating:

    Yo mum, dud, I know whatcha guys been doin, so you better not try to take your VISA card back till I'm done and through with it.

    Love, (W/e your IRL name)

    PS: Thanks for them condoms, DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE?


    The end.

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    im 15, the night vision was a late birthday present.

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    do not care.

    game booster 2.3 premium + serial

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jefferey View Post
    do not care.
    You dont care yet you read it and posted.
    Why show the effort? you obviously care

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    what all did you steal

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    You must feel really cool sneaking around your own house huh.
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    My made up story of what you probably didn't do:
    -Go into your parents' room in the middl--- Oh wait you're an orphan you don't have any parents.

    -Go into your abusive foster parents' bedroom at night to find that the father is having sex with his wif--- Oh wait he's gay and lives with his boyfriend.

    -Go into your abusive foster gay daddies' room and find ME THERE HUMPING YOUR DOG--- Oh wait you don't have a dog you're not manly enough for that.

    -Go back into your room with disappointment and FIND ME THERE HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR HAMPSTER AND YOUR BABY SISTER AAAAAAGGHHHH

    -KILL YOURSELF that was horrible you don't even want to live after seeing that.

    - I come into the room and RAPE YOUR CORPSE TOO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post
    Watcha write?

    My Made Up Story Of What You Probably Didn't Do:

    You sneaked into your Mother and Father's room to find:

    • sperm on the wall
    • condoms


    You were like "OH SHIT" for a bit, then you thought " Condoms... OH I NEED THOSE"

    Grabbed them quietly, and even took your dads VISA from the back pocket of his sweaty jeans.

    Then you wrote a note stating:

    Yo mum, dud, I know whatcha guys been doin, so you better not try to take your VISA card back till I'm done and through with it.

    Love, (W/e your IRL name)

    PS: Thanks for them condoms, DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE?


    The end.
    DAMN DAD EXTRA LARGE!?!?!?!?

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    Should've went around the neighborhood or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post
    My made up story of what you probably didn't do:
    -Go into your parents' room in the middl--- Oh wait you're an orphan you don't have any parents.

    -Go into your abusive foster parents' bedroom at night to find that the father is having sex with his wif--- Oh wait he's gay and lives with his boyfriend.

    -Go into your abusive foster gay daddies' room and find ME THERE HUMPING YOUR DOG--- Oh wait you don't have a dog you're not manly enough for that.

    -Go back into your room with disappointment and FIND ME THERE HAVING A THREESOME WITH YOUR HAMPSTER AND YOUR BABY SISTER AAAAAAGGHHHH

    -KILL YOURSELF that was horrible you don't even want to live after seeing that.

    - I come into the room and RAPE YOUR CORPSE TOO!

    The end.
    This needs to be on the second page so the spammers that come in here later can read it.

    "I really screwed up this time."
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