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    Weird ass nigga

    Today I got of the bus and some black kid comes up to my with a used condom.

    Me: what the fuck?!
    Calil: give me a quarter or I'm going to put this on ya' face!
    Me: *shoves him* you put it on my face and my fist goes into your face.
    Another black kid: my fist will go into your face.
    Me: *punch the other black kid right in the face. And he start bleeding from his nose*
    Calil: *attempts to place condom on thy face*
    Me: *socks him in the face. He starts bleeding like the other guy*

    Then the cops come out of no where and I booked that shit. I got out safe. I dont know about the black kids though.
    I dont know why they targeted me, I get along well with black people.
    /Coolstorybro
    /prooforgtfo - happened to fast to even get proof

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    Lol, i would of done the same thing

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    A quarter? Dude that's one poor black kid

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    Exceptional tale chap.

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    Put the condom on your nose and wave it around like an elephant trunk!

    "I really screwed up this time."
    Jeffrey Dahmer


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    for real. i don't beilve thats how it went down if it even happend

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    I'm not lying. My friends were with me. Go to my school and ask thm yourself. Oh wait...

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    All for a quarter? Wtf. You guys must be poor.

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    condoms only cost a quarter!

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    I bet it's something like this, to be honest.


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    stupid niggers, they poor.

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    Was it an anacondom?

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    wow cool story bro
    Wow much signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyongytyuk View Post
    wow cool story bro
    THIS is the appropriate response.


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