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    Thanks for the advice man, i'll let you know what happens..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post


    Girls don't like scary movies, go for somethin thats action, with some romance, fast five, so when somethin cute goes on, you can say somethin like "I'd do that for you", trust me.
    That's cheesy, plus I think its his first date

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minivan Man View Post
    So this girl that i have been crushin' on for a while now just asked me if i wanted to go see a movie with her. Thing is, she asked me to Prom. The movie prom.

    Its some disney movie that makes me angry in so many ways, i wanna see Source Code or Insidious or even Fast Five!!

    Should i man up and suffer for the lady, or just be like ehh nooo

    Help me.
    Do it.. you gonna get laid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post


    Girls don't like scary movies, go for somethin thats action, with some romance, fast five, so when somethin cute goes on, you can say somethin like "I'd do that for you", trust me.
    Road sign for friend zone right here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post


    Girls don't like scary movies, go for somethin thats action, with some romance, fast five, so when somethin cute goes on, you can say somethin like "I'd do that for you", trust me.
    How old are you 9?
    Dude just enter a scary movie..
    She will freak out then u hold her
    Works every fucking time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Critic View Post


    How old are you 9?
    Dude just enter a scary movie..
    She will freak out then u hold her
    Works every fucking time.
    @Minivan Man
    HAHA. She just said Fine!! im gonna freak the fuck out!! maybe lol!! -

    I got this shit locked down, yo.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    Road sign for friend zone right here.
    Have you ever even been with someone?

    A girl that actually has some kinda personality, some kinda humor, would giggle to that. Every good girl I've been with loved it when I said that.

    You probably go out with a buncha dumb ass girls that can't do anything nor say anything on their own, and thats why you needa protect them.

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    What about Scream 4? She just suggested that.. lol



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    Just say yes, make her happy

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    Get her a drink

    Put the DRD in the drink

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    If u guys want my E-book on how to rape, I take paypal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    If u guys want my E-book on how to rape, I take paypal.
    I have a question though, what if it turns out the victim enjoyed it. Money out the pocket

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    Lol, Some girls do wanna get raped

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    Quote Originally Posted by Critic View Post


    How old are you 9?
    Dude just enter a scary movie..
    She will freak out then u hold her
    Works every fucking time.
    @Minivan Man
    What are you? Some retard? If she actually liked you she'd cuddle with you if it was or wasn't a scary movie

    Ofc someone like you would need a scary movie in order to touch a girl.

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    @Lyle Gawddamn you are a girlyman. Your girl will cheat on you because you're nice and goody-goody, while behind your back a real man is satisfying her because you can't.

    And @Ethereal that's my line!

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