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    Think we are getting somewhere /fmm

    Its my gf's birthday and she said it would have been awesome if i would have bought her condoms/dildos. i think im finally getting somewhere


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    wow im very fucking jelly right now!

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    FAPPING TO DERKMAN NAKED.
    I mean his girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post
    FAPPING TO DERKMAN NAKED.
    I mean his girl.
    Are you sure you're not my gay uncle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post
    FAPPING TO DERKMAN NAKED.
    I mean his girl.
    We're beating our bologna. And whitjr, i'm your dirty old man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post
    FAPPING TO DERKMAN NAKED.
    I mean his girl.
    don't lie


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    Quote Originally Posted by derkman View Post
    Its my gf's birthday and she said it would have been awesome if i would have bought her condoms/dildos. i think im finally getting somewhere
    get strawberry flavoured condoms
    my friend still has one from paris
    unused dw.


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    Quote Originally Posted by H3ARTbreaker View Post
    get strawberry flavoured condoms
    my friend still has one from paris
    unused dw.
    copy and paste them


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    never used a condom before so one question how does flavor effect?

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    FUCK HER SIDEWAYS.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post
    FAPPING TO DERKMAN NAKED.
    I mean his girl.
    You're avatar is scary as fuck.


    @derkman it's a trap
    Your signature has been removed due to excessive homosexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post
    FUCK HER SIDEWAYS.
    WDF??? ^^^

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    i love your gf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cutting View Post


    You're avatar is scary as fuck.


    @derkman it's a trap
    Are you kidding me? I just buffed my banana to his avvy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cutting View Post

    @derkman it's a trap
    risk im willing to take . at least if i find myself blacked out in some hooker house, at least i will be able to enjoy it then


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