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    So every B day of the school week (our school is divided into A and B days) I bring me laptop to school. I need my laptop for speech because my speech teacher, Miss Trousdale is a crazy psyko bitch. I use it to watch movies and play games in class because she only gives us 1 thing to do and the she'll yell at us because she forgot she gave it to us. Then she'll be happy and then sad. Then wint let everyone out of the room. After that she talks about her husband (who obviously left her) and her grandson.


    Mmhmmm I need my laptop for that class to:
    not here her bitch
    so the class can watch movies
    so I can watch house
    so I can play games



    Mmmmhmmmm

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    Cool Story Bro !!

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    You think ill read that all?

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    That's all a laptop should be for. not college, who gives a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    That's all a laptop should be for. not college, who gives a shit.
    People that give a shit about their future also give a shit about college. Seems like you're not one of them
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    I also use it for work. But its a need for those 3 hours of class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alen View Post
    People that give a shit about their future also give a shit about college. Seems like you're not one of them
    It's Danny, of course he doesn't give a fuck about his future.

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    u watch porn in class?
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    u watch porn in class?
    Fuck yeah. That's like the best thing ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie. View Post


    Fuck yeah. That's like the best thing ever.
    Not really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alen View Post
    People that give a shit about their future also give a shit about college. Seems like you're not one of them
    True.

    BTW, I have no idea what you said in that story..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill Cutting View Post
    So every B day of the school week (our school is divided into A and B days) I bring me laptop to school. I need my laptop for speech because my speech teacher;Miss Trousdale is a crazy psyko bitch. I use it to watch movies and play games in class because she only gives us 1 thing to do and the she'll yell at us because she forgot she gave it to us. Then she'll be happy and then sad. Then wint let everyone out of the room. After that she talks about her husband (who obviously left her) and her grandson.


    Mmhmmm I need my laptop for that class to:
    not here her bitch
    so the class can watch movies
    so I can watch house
    so I can play games



    Mmmmhmmmm

    Maybe you should just stick to paying attention in your classes...

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    The point of this thread was...

    I don't see what you are trying to convey

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    Cool story brah, go get a facebook account now
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