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    Joke

    A boy went to a pub with his mom and saw two teens having s*x. he asked his mom what they were doing.
    His mom replied: "They're baking a cake".
    The next day, the boy went to the zoo and saw two monkeys having s*x. He asked his mom what they were doing.
    His mom replied: "They baking cake".
    The next day, the boy told his mom : "Mummy, i know last night you and daddy were baking a cake".
    Mom: "How you know?"
    Boy: "I licked the icing off the sofa".

    i LOL'D
    might be old, but still funny

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    This is just traumatising, not funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie. View Post
    This is just traumatising, not funny.
    Yeah android was horrified to find that my semen after having sex with his mom did not taste like icing.

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    Doesnt feel funny

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    It's so funny.
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    how is licking semen funny?
    sick bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Android. View Post
    A boy went to a pub with his mom and saw two teens having s*x. he asked his mom what they were doing.
    His mom replied: "They're baking a cake".
    The next day, the boy went to the zoo and saw two monkeys having s*x. He asked his mom what they were doing.
    His mom replied: "They baking cake".
    The next day, the boy told his mom : "Mummy, i know last night you and daddy were baking a cake".
    Mom: "How you know?"
    Boy: "I licked the icing off the sofa".

    i LOL'D
    might be old, but still funny
    lol ewww wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alen View Post

    It's so funny.
    LOL this is soo funnier!
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    My son wrote that /fp