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    I thrust my hips...?

    If I see a good-looking girl, I thrust my hips straight in her direction and make a grunting noise. I was told to use this tactic by a friend.
    I literally stop, look at her, and thrust my hips straight at her and grunt rather loudly.
    I got 99 problems, but women ain't one.

    Does anyone else have any tactics used to pick up women?
    Last edited by Seth; 05-04-2011 at 06:07 AM.
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    When I meet girls I act like im not interested in their name and say something like "oh im not going to remember it"
    That way when they talk to you again you say their name and they feel special

    Then its just a matter of breaking them down slowly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snipermon View Post
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    i doubt it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post
    If I see a good-looking girl, I thrust my hips straight in her direction and make a grunting noise. I was told to use this tactic by a friend.
    I literally stop, look at her, and thrust my hips straight at her and grunt rather loudly.

    Does anyone else have any tactics used to pick up women?
    (insert trollface here)
    Everybody wanting to post in crossfire section read these
    https://www.mpgh.net/forum/175-crossf...-5-2011-a.html

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    It's a meme bro.
    It's all over the internet.

    But my question is serious.
    How does the males of MPGH get chicks, if they even do?
    She paints a pretty picture, but the story has a twist, the paint brush is a razor, and the canvas is her wrist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjoerd View Post
    i doubt it
    no thats the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seth View Post


    It's a meme bro.
    It's all over the internet.

    But my question is serious.
    How does the males of MPGH get chicks, if they even do?
    i get the chicks u have to just talk to them .. be nice
    Everybody wanting to post in crossfire section read these
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dead Bones Brook View Post
    I fucking hate that guy @Alen
    Why would that be
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