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    Also something scary was losing my virginity to a humpback whale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreamerkiid (◣_◢) View Post

    emmm its not funny i cried my ass off
    This is the internet and I'm a human being.Everything is up to criticism and abuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrapJesus View Post
    how old were you?
    13, it was 2 years ago.

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    a bus accident...
    I was trying to get out then my leg got stuck...
    i got my leg in the last sec..
    Ran away like a cheetah then the bus blew.

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    i was like 11 but we were in omaha and there were bombs in the parking lot we were in. watched the bomb squad come and get the bombs. i wasn't so much afraid as amuzed. and the time i had a pistol shot at my feet.

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    Being in a room full of Jews. Thought I was going to get robbed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aishiteru View Post
    Being in a room full of Jews. Thought I was going to get robbed.
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    I just met @Dead Bones Brook yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aishiteru View Post
    Being in a room full of Jews. Thought I was going to get robbed.
    ohhh stereotypes... They always make me laugh!
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    I got more. Nobody else is being serious.

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    well I got off the bus and a car came flying right by me and a nother and it got hit and blew up like 20 feet away I almost shit mahself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TisJoel View Post
    well I got off the bus and a car came flying right by me and a nother and it got hit and blew up like 20 feet away I almost shit mahself.
    CARS DON'T FLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOOB View Post


    CARS DON'T FLY.
    And your sig lies.

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    i almost caught on fire.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo



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    Was jumping off a trampoline to go inside because ESPN was on
    There was a bolt sticking out of the side of the trampoline and RIPPED through my thigh, can add pic later of scar if theres proof needed. My friend started screaming and im like wtf bro hahahaha oohhh shit.. I looked down and say blood POURING Down my leg and for about 3 second after that, probably the scariest shit thats happened.



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