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    im so alone

    whenever i talk to girls i dont know what to say and i get a boner.

    how do i make good talk ))))): plz

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    act like you're not interested in them.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Haze View Post
    whenever i talk to girls i dont know what to say and i get a boner.

    how do i make good talk ))))): plz


    chyeaa but erm,
    step 1 - hide your boner
    step 2 - repeat the words , 'hey angel, you duh sexy'
    step 3 - instantly move to home run


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    First lift your left leg as high as you can.
    That'll get rid of the boner.

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    - Compliment her on her hair
    - Ask her if she has new clothes

    Girls like that


     

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    Wow you guys give bad advice. Minus Ravallo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravallo View Post
    - Compliment her on her hair
    - Ask her if she has new clothes

    Girls like that
    tell her she looks like megan fox


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    The boner's all you really need tbh. Go to a party where everyone's on sum E, then bang away! Then make her your girlfriend!

    Oh, and keep that pimp hand strong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Remorse View Post
    The boner's all you really need tbh. Go to a party where everyone's on sum E, then bang away! Then make her your girlfriend!

    Oh, and keep that pimp hand strong!
    then you forget to use condoms and she gets pregnant.
    then you die.


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    Open your pants and show your boner.

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