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    i failed to get off a ticket

    My friend and I was driving around and stuff, the place we was driving around at was very very very strick about having no seatbelt and i didn't know. So, doing our usual thing we saw sirens, i pulled over. This cop was hot and everything and did the usual stuff, my friend told me he is giving us a ticket, and i said just watch. He came around, i did a little (well attempted) to do a little flirty action, and he started to fall for it, then the radio called in and he finished writing it, made me sign it, then GAVE ME ANOTHER TICKET FOR HARRASMENT!


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    o wait nvm .

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    Pervert Officer .

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    You WAS driving or you WERE driving?



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    i WAS driving, he pulled us over and then saying i was harrasing him and made me get a ticket, i told him ill c your gay ass in court. he said "I am not gay, it's just the law to not touch on a officer."


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    btw proof ur a girl

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    Cops don't like shemales. AT ALL. just no. . Seriously. It would be a dark day for our police force if he responded to that.

    That shit would fly in dutchland or ausfailia, but here in Amurrika our cops only like bona fide females.


    Quote Originally Posted by Franz Hopper View Post
    btw proof ur a girl
    His userbar says "future female" and everything is pink. I mean, .
    Time to start cycling through old sigs.
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    where is all that?

    + have your godsister laugh at you all the way home..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Remorse View Post
    Cops don't like shemales. AT ALL. just no. . Seriously. It would be a dark day for our police force if he responded to that.

    That shit would fly in dutchland or ausfailia, but here in Amurrika our cops only like bona fide females.



    His userbar says "future female" and everything is pink. I mean, .
    Isnt it a HER lol

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    my Gender says female...can't you read gender signs?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Digits2012 View Post
    my Gender says female...can't you read gender signs?
    Many people fake it
    Like DBB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Franz Hopper View Post


    Many people fake it
    Like DBB
    Also like the entire sausagefest we affectionately call the internets.
    Time to start cycling through old sigs.
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