Based off of "Still Alive" from Portal
FIRST OF ALL: Here is the original song:
'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: https://www.jonathancoulton.com
and sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2 Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator)
Copy link for ORIGINAL song
and FYI, I did the changes in lyrics and w/e
This was a triumph.
I'm making a hack here-
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
We post what we want
because we can
For the good of all hackers
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every crashed game
You just keep on trying till you run out of RAM.
And the Science gets done
and you make a neat hack
For the people who are still hacking.
I'm making them angry.
I'm being so bitchy right now.
Even though I cannot play
and get killed.
And get T-bagged by pros.
They waste every ammo into me.
As I got T-bagged it hurt and I turn on multi-hacks.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad I get revenge
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still hacking.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to keep hacking.
Maybe I'll find someone else that hacks too.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. CAN'T HACK.
Anyway, this hack is great.
It makes everyone Q. Q.
Look at me still hacking
when there's Science to do.
When I hack you to death it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On this FPS game still running.
And believe me I am still hacking.
I'm doing Science and I'm still hacking.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still hacking.
While you're dying I'll be still hacking.
And when you're dead I will be still hacking.
KICKED FROM GAME
BANNED FROM GAME
But no one has sung that song and posted it publicly for people to hear.
I'm embarrassed sharing this