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    Microsoft Troll

    So, I saw: https://www.mpgh.net/forum/2-general/...icrososft.html

    And decided to Troll the Live Chat Agent.

    TL;DR GTFO.

    Thank you for choosing Microsoft Store. A representative will be with you shortly.
    You are now chatting with Travis.

    Travis: Thanks for contacting Microsoft Store Chat! How can I help you today?
    You: Microsoft Detours V3.0, why does it cost $9,999.95?
    Travis: Have you used it before?
    Travis: You can create and edit code for almost any program, it is a very valuable tool.
    You: That's amazing.
    You: Again, why is it $9,999.95?
    Travis: The functionality for doing this is valuable, additionally you can create and sell your own code. It is a necessary tool for someone to use, similar to needing a box of tools to work on a car.
    You: Is it magical?
    Travis: Obliviously not, is there something I can assist you with purchasing today?
    You: Yes, do you accept $9,999.95 via Pennies or Dimes?
    You: Sir, this is a serious question.
    Travis: Actually we only accept credit or debit payment.
    You: Do you have places I can buy this in-store?
    Travis: I am not sure if our physical store locations carry this product, however I would suggest that you call them ahead of time to make sure it is in stock if you will be carrying that many pennies or dimes.
    Travis: Would you like a list of store locations?
    You: Well do you know for a fact if such locations are located in Kyrgyzstan?
    Travis: They are not, currently on in the United States.
    You: I'll have to call my comrade who lives in Alaska. I assume there are stores in Alaska?
    Travis: Microsoft Store Online
    Travis: Please use the above link for the list of store locations.
    You: It gives me an error.
    Travis: I am sorry for that, is there anything else I can do for you today?
    You: Yes, do you carry any Brainfuck (The programming language) Assistance tool sets?
    Travis: If you have any more questions about our services and products I would be happy to help.
    You: That is a question. Could you answer it?
    You: Again I'm having errors on the website and since you're a live chat support agent I thought you could help me.
    You: Mam?
    Travis: There is not a programming language called "Brainfuck" that I am aware of and we do not sell it here.
    Travis: I am sorry but your statement or question does not relate to our MS online store products. Do you have any further inquiries about Microsoft Items?
    You: Oh, sorry. But to prove you wrong about Brainfuck: Brainfuck - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    You: And I think that'll be all Mam.
    You:
    Travis: Since our conversation does not pertain to MS online store products, we will need to discontinue our conversation at this time. Thank you for chatting with us at the Microsoft Store!

    Thank you for chatting with us. Please click the "Close" button on the top right of the chat window to tell us how we did today.

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    now troll these
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    I want to troll these sites too. gimme links.

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    "You: Yes, do you carry any Brainfuck " ROFL
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    Can I borrow this without your permission this is funny as hell!

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    you should do more of these

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incest View Post
    I want to troll these sites too. gimme links.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjla View Post
    I tried. None were available. I was going to ask there opinion on blumpkins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splinter Cell View Post
    Can I borrow this without your permission this is funny as hell!
    Sure lol

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    Make us a hack in brainfuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloombox View Post
    DIDN'T EVEN SMILE

    Also; l2spell ma'am
    Look at my signature and weak ma'am

    WAIT. NO. Look at my main's signature

    Last edited by Insane²; 05-14-2011 at 11:32 AM.

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