Him:Hi, my name is Peter M. Welcome to Apple!
ME:Why are all the apps in the app store porn apps? I'm confused :/
HIM:Hello! Welcome to Apple Chat! How can I help you?
ME:Just asked you a question dipshit
HIM:This chat service is here to help with the Apple Online Store. Please use this chat service appropriately or I will be required to terminate the chat immediately.
ME: IM ASKING YOU A QUESTION
HIM: This chat service is here to help with the Apple Online Store. How may I help with your shopping?
ME: I clicked the damn games button on my ipod in the App Store, and i sent me litterally over 30 porn apps
HIM: I don't believe that.
This is a final warning to stop this type of response. If we are not able to keep this on a professional level, I am required to terminate the chat.
ME: Well what type of professional company lets a titstorm of apps rain down upon their store?
HIM: I've repeatedly asked you to stop this behavior. I am terminating this chat due to the nature of this conversation. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.