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    mormon.org chat troll





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    A missionary will be with you shortly.
    Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you.
    
    Me: Hello.
    Troy: Hello
    Me: How are you today?
    Me: Sir?
    Me: WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU ANSWER
    Me: Oh, so you are a woman D:
    Troy: How can I help you
    Me: Well
    Me: I have this drum kit i play.
    Me: and i was wondering
    Me: is it against religion to have sex with it?
    Troy: yes
    Me: how so?
    Troy: because masturbation is a sin
    Me: but it's not masturbation
    Me: im sticking my penis into vents in the drum
    Troy: it is not right
    Me: but i like it ):
    Troy: that does not change that it is a sin
    Me: well
    Me: how can i change it from being a sin
    Troy: you can't
    Me: but why D:
    Troy: because it is eternal law
    Me: i can break laws and not get caught
    Troy: God knows everything
    Me: does he know...
    Me: when i last pooped?
    Troy: you have broken eternal law and will perish
    
    Agent [Troy] has disconnected.


    im scurred help me guise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post




    Code:
    A missionary will be with you shortly.
    Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you.
    
    Me: Hello.
    Troy: Hello
    Me: How are you today?
    Me: Sir?
    Me: WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU ANSWER
    Me: Oh, so you are a woman D:
    Troy: How can I help you
    Me: Well
    Me: I have this drum kit i play.
    Me: and i was wondering
    Me: is it against religion to have sex with it?
    Troy: yes
    Me: how so?
    Troy: because masturbation is a sin
    Me: but it's not masturbation
    Me: im sticking my penis into vents in the drum
    Troy: it is not right
    Me: but i like it ):
    Troy: that does not change that it is a sin
    Me: well
    Me: how can i change it from being a sin
    Troy: you can't
    Me: but why D:
    Troy: because it is eternal law
    Me: i can break laws and not get caught
    Troy: God knows everything
    Me: does he know...
    Me: when i last pooped?
    Troy: you have broken eternal law and will perish
    
    Agent [Troy] has disconnected.


    im scurred help me guise.

    Rofl..nigga u dun goofed. U gon perish for fuckin yo snare.

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    like right after he said that he disconnected

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    RIP TONY HE GON DIE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloombox View Post
    RIP TONY HE GON DIE
    not die, perish

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    ROFL Nice 1 Man Do more ..
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    some online support sites

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    MORMONS ARE AWESOME TROLL BOY



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    lmao that was fuckin funny
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    I love it when people keep their agreements /sarcasm ftw

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post
    MORMONS ARE AWESOME TROLL BOY
    not this guy .

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    Holy Shit do more of these things. I lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post


    not die, perish
    Mormons are so fucked..

    "Hey masturbation is forbidden..but I can fuck all 15 of my wives cause u know..cause that's legit.."



    (Romans 7:1-3). No fornicator or adulterer shall inherit the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9,10). Since a polygamist is an adulterer, he cannot inherit the kingdom of God.

    Dumbasses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post


    Mormons are so fucked..

    "Hey masturbation is forbidden..but I can fuck all 15 of my wives cause u know..cause that's legit.."



    (Romans 7:1-3). No fornicator or adulterer shall inherit the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9,10). Since a polygamist is an adulterer, he cannot inherit the kingdom of God.

    Dumbasses.
    exactly. half of all religions contradict themselves.

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