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Agent [Troy] is ready to assist you.
Me: How are you today?
Me: WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU ANSWER
Me: Oh, so you are a woman D:
Troy: How can I help you
Me: I have this drum kit i play.
Me: and i was wondering
Me: is it against religion to have sex with it?
Me: how so?
Troy: because masturbation is a sin
Me: but it's not masturbation
Me: im sticking my penis into vents in the drum
Troy: it is not right
Me: but i like it ):
Troy: that does not change that it is a sin
Me: how can i change it from being a sin
Troy: you can't
Me: but why D:
Troy: because it is eternal law
Me: i can break laws and not get caught
Troy: God knows everything
Me: does he know...
Me: when i last pooped?
Troy: you have broken eternal law and will perish
Agent [Troy] has disconnected.