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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    So its fucking pouring right now where I live (Bay Area)

    I was falling asleep so me and @bobbybob3680 decided to ride our bikes to a gas station to buy some monsters

    All i have on is my Adidas tiny t- shirt and im fucking soaked atm. Water dribbling on my bike seat into my asshole and infecting me with the slight feeling of being liquidly raped. It's no bueno, son.

    Well, time to make some works bombs and scream MPGH

    /see ya




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    BISHH whats this shit




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    the part about your hole, that made me horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    the part about your hole, that made me horny.
    good to know daddy



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    Sounds pretty awesome actually. Besides the wet shit. Just riding with your friend to the store. Wish I could do that. BEHAPPY NIGGA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J Miliam View Post
    Sounds pretty awesome actually. Besides the wet shit. Just riding with your friend to the store. Wish I could do that. BEHAPPY NIGGA.
    I am happy, am just a little bit down because my asshole is wet.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Moto View Post


    I am happy, am just a little bit down because my asshole is wet.
    Im sorry son

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    Quote Originally Posted by -SuperMan- View Post


    Bricka Bricka
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



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    Haha that's nice imediatly started to master ate when u said asshole
    I wish I lived where you did my brother @Moto
    Last edited by Bandicoot; 05-15-2011 at 03:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post
    Haha that's nice imediatly started to master ate when u said asshole
    I wish I lived where you did my brother @Moto
    You know you love me, aussie boii



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    Nice story...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splinter Cell View Post
    Nice story...
    You think i is fake nigga?



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    was it the rain that made you wet? or relising your riding with some random homo.


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