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    they're calling me spiderman,why?

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    Brown Recluses lay eggs in ur rectum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Brown Recluses lay eggs in ur rectum.
    well that takes "holy shit" to a whole new level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemic View Post


    well that takes "holy shit" to a whole new level
    There is nothing holy about them.

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    @whit
    noooooo, don't die!!

    lol, but yea, if u feel like shit in the morning, go to hospital immediately.
    poison might have spreaded throughout ur whole body.
    .....if you wake up 2morrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy Beats™ View Post
    @whit
    noooooo, don't die!!

    lol, but yea, if u feel like shit in the morning, go to hospital immediately.
    poison might have spreaded throughout ur whole body.
    .....if you wake up 2morrow.
    shit just got real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemic View Post


    shit just got real
    i knoww.
    that nigga needs to make my hacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy Beats™ View Post


    i knoww.
    that nigga needs to make my hacks.
    i lol'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by ϜLCL View Post
    Recluse? Then he's fucked.
    It's survivable, but hurts like fuck while the bite area swells, hardens, and pous spew out

    Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post
    Theres two small red dots Above my Pubes...But ive been feeling like this for days..
    @whit

    If it's a Recluse, you're being castrated by Nature
    If it's a Black Widow, you're also being castrated by Nature

    Recluse = Hemotoxin = Poisioning blood
    Widow = Neurotoxin = Posioning neurons
    Either way, if it is either one of those, or another type with similar toxins, you're gonna get castrated
    Start praying to Nature she doesn't castrate you~
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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    It's survivable, but hurts like fuck while the bite area swells, hardens, and pous spew out



    @whit

    If it's a Recluse, you're being castrated by Nature
    If it's a Black Widow, you're also being castrated by Nature

    Recluse = Hemotoxin = Poisioning blood
    Widow = Neurotoxin = Posioning neurons
    Either way, if it is either one of those, or another type with similar toxins, you're gonna get castrated
    Start praying to Nature she doesn't castrate you~

    im guessing those 2 are most common in Suburban areas?

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    Daum, they bit you by your dick? If it is a bitch spider, it's gonna turn your dick black!
    At least it will be big

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    Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


    It's survivable, but hurts like fuck while the bite area swells, hardens, and pous spew out



    @whit

    If it's a Recluse, you're being castrated by Nature
    If it's a Black Widow, you're also being castrated by Nature

    Recluse = Hemotoxin = Poisioning blood
    Widow = Neurotoxin = Posioning neurons
    Either way, if it is either one of those, or another type with similar toxins, you're gonna get castrated
    Start praying to Nature she doesn't castrate you~
    what about a funnel web?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post
    Daum, they bit you by your dick? If it is a bitch spider, it's gonna turn your dick black!
    At least it will be big
    no, it will only change colors. thats it.
    big black dicks can only be born, not transformed into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hodgy Beats™ View Post

    big black dicks can only be born, not transformed into.
    i actually laughed pretty hard

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    Spider man for real. When you become famous, remember to mention me

    Say something like, "And Lyle is the next batman" Or some shit like that.

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