Courtney: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing just laying here.
Courtney: Ohh. You should come see me this summer!
Me: Okay...? How?
Courtney: I don't know buy a bus ticket.
Me: I'm scared of buses. I wouldn't even ride one to school remember?
Courtney: Ohh. Well my dad could probably come pick you up?
Me: No, it'd be awkward. He's scary.
Courtney. Then me and Kendra will come.
Me: I don't want you to see him beat me for fucking your sister.
Me: The fuck you say?
Courtney: Okayyy then. Cool to tell your ex you fucked her sister.
Courtney. Well I'm going to text you. I love you!
Me: Okay. Bye.
The fuck would I want to spend the summer with an ex and her "girlfriend"?