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    Why I never answer phone calls.

    Courtney: Heyyyy!
    Me: Hey..
    Courtney: What are you doing?
    Me: Nothing just laying here.
    Courtney: Ohh. You should come see me this summer!
    Me: Okay...? How?
    Courtney: I don't know buy a bus ticket.
    Me: I'm scared of buses. I wouldn't even ride one to school remember?
    Courtney: Ohh. Well my dad could probably come pick you up?
    Me: No, it'd be awkward. He's scary.
    Courtney. Then me and Kendra will come.
    Me: I don't want you to see him beat me for fucking your sister.
    Courtney: What?
    Me: What...
    Courtney: what..
    Me: The fuck you say?
    Courtney: Okayyy then. Cool to tell your ex you fucked her sister.
    Me: Anywayyysss.
    Courtney. Well I'm going to text you. I love you!
    Me: Okay. Bye.
    Courtney: Bye.

    The fuck would I want to spend the summer with an ex and her "girlfriend"?

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    Courtney,Kendra?
    What the fuck is this Playboy mansion?



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    Virginia/North Carolina?

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    Very nice..

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    I have a way with words don't I?

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    I got tripped up at the end. Who is who and what relation do they have to you.

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    Courtney is my ex. Kendra is supposedly her GF (never knew she was bi) I used to spend everyday with Courtney and her sisters but they moved to NC last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incest View Post
    Courtney is my ex. Kendra is supposedly her GF (never knew she was bi) I used to spend everyday with Courtney and her sisters but they moved to NC last year.
    she called just to troll you?
    I see what you did there.

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    No she wanted me to spend the summer with them at the beach. So I trolled her. I never fucked her sister. ones a slut and the other is like 14.

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    rape dem both
    make em both happy
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Honestly I'd smash the 14 year old.

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    wtf? hang out with them and fuck them?

    otherwise u gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incest View Post
    Honestly I'd smash the 14 year old.
    lol id feel the same
    just dun wanna get caught
    Dicks, That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandicoot View Post


    lol id feel the same
    just dun wanna get caught
    Yea. Her bf is my old best friend.


    Quote Originally Posted by Haze View Post
    wtf? hang out with them and fuck them?

    otherwise u gay
    She gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incest View Post

    Yea. Her bf is my old best friend.



    She gay
    rope him up and let him watch the rape?
    Dicks, That is all.

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