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    [LOL] Puns :D

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    1.*I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

    2. I*wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    3.*I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    4.*Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    5.*It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

    6.*There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

    7.*I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

    8.*Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

    9. I*used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

    10.*He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

    11.*Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

    12.*A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.

    13.*A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

    14.*Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    15.*I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

    16.*When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

    17.*Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

    18.*To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    19.*All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck.

    20.*Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

    21.*Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.

    22. I*was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

    23.*John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.

    24.*I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

    25.*The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

    26.*Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    27. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.

    28.*A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

    29. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

    30.*There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

    31.*Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

    32.*Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

    33.*The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

    34.*What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

    35.*Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

    36.*I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

    37. I'm inclined to be laid back.

    38.*A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

    39.*A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

    40.*Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

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    Nice poetry. Now go make it ur fb status.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lakshay View Post
    Nice poetry. Now go make it ur fb status.
    Too late, and it's not poetry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iFacebook View Post

    Too late, and it's not poetry.
    Well, it is interesting.

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    lame pun coon

    google it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scruffy View Post
    lame pun coon

    google it
    I LOLed.

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    IT FUNNY

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    nah, it sucks.

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    i hate this thread.