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    I got in trouble. What for,you ask? We were writing letters to the Sophomores giving them advice for the coming year. I did as I was asked and the result was phenomenal. I gave advice on how to break rules without getting caught. So the principal called me out during 4th period. I'm known to be the "good" student at our school. He starts the conversation and blah blah blah. Then he compliments me on my writing skills. He says I can write much better than him. He said an example would be the letter I wrote. Quote,"Dam you write well. On the flip side, I don;t think it's really appropriate for you to be writing a satire." I laughed and replied that I wrote on topic and I thought i did a great job on it. Boom 2 day suspension and over it I have to rewrite the letter.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    TL;DR Suspended for writing on topic.
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    summary: op got suspended for being a rere

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    TL;DR: OP made up sum self-masturbatory story about how the principal complimented his writing and grate success to make himself feel better that he got banned from school for searching furry porn on the computers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post
    TL;DR: OP made up sum self-masturbatory story about how the principal complimented his writing and grate success to make himself feel better that he got banned from school for searching furry porn on the computers.
    This


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    TL ; DR
    Summarize it in 2 words.

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Lmfao at these guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antagonist View Post

    Suspended for writing on topic.
    Looks much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Looks much better.
    Wasn't that long to begin with.


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    Suspensions are just hardass warnings not to do it again.
    If he let you off easy, you'd obviously and most likely will do it.. again
    see, All i hear is a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication.
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    Just punch him in the face k

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    You got what u deserved

    "Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you—even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition. Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world. So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true.”


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    Did you even read the thread^?

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    Wow, atleast you can write better than him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayTrue View Post
    Wow, atleast you can write better than him.
    Write sum furry fanfiction dog-on-rabbit.

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    that makes you so cool...
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