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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post
    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
    LMFAO good old sexist jokes

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    awesome xd

    this made my day xd
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    old joke is old.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvmrROz7Plo




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    I heard this before. Still funny as shit though .

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    Oh lol im going to do this when i die

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    Quote Originally Posted by uranforce View Post
    Oh lol im going to do this when i die
    No pussy for you.

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    Saw this on facebook weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal Lecter View Post
    old joke is old.
    You think every thread is dumb besides your own.

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    hahahahaha ty man xd
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    kitchen is better



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    Never heard it before but not funny. Racism jokes or none at all please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helger View Post
    kitchen is better
    kitchen joke is epic

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    Or you could put her in the kitchen....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuko View Post


    You think every thread is dumb besides your own.
    actually no, i don't. plus i only said old joke is old. don't get ahead of yourself.

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