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    Have anyone of you have to ever like break into your own house cause you didn't have keys? I've done it many of times, but this time someone called the police.. they thought I was a robber lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by uBit View Post
    Have anyone of you have to ever like break into your own house cause you didn't have keys? I've done it many of times, but this time someone called the police.. they thought I was a robber lol
    I climb into the window.
    i almost never have keys because my parents take em

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    Keep a spare key in one of your dreads or your shoe or something, if you can break into your house you know it's not secure enough.

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    Climb in the window. I don't have a lot of close neighbors, then again my house is found as a road in and not right next to other people. You can say I live on the equivalent to a USA countryside.


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    Not kidding... my dad is already bitching at me, cause I pryed the screen out of the window... So now the outside of the window screen is all fucked up.
    Not lying, this is the first time i've been actually had the police called on me.
    Hopefully no one saw how I got in... lol

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    i get in through windows all the time
    and u fucking suck if u broke the screen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post
    Keep a spare key in one of your dreads or your shoe or something, if you can break into your house you know it's not secure enough.
    LOL Thats so dam true. But i tied my keys on a stretchy string to my backpack/ well actually i asked my mom to sew it on and if u want my keys, u gotta steal my whole bag.
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    If you can get in through the window, you bet your ass a robber can. You better hide your kids, hide your wife, better hide your husband too cause imma rape errbody in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post
    If you can get in through the window, you bet your ass a robber can. You better hide your kids, hide your wife, better hide your husband too cause imma rape errbody in there.
    NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST! *Climbs in Window* I rape the sister and mom only. No men!
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    nope all i did was climb over fence

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    Quote Originally Posted by krazykillerp View Post
    NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST! *Climbs in Window* I rape the sister and mom only. No men!
    I, wanted to fuck your mom in the ass,
    I wanted to fuck your sister in the ass,
    but I could only find the dog.
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    Bi's can't break in the house,they're too gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by EpK View Post
    i get in through windows all the time
    and u fucking suck if u broke the screen
    It didn't break, i had to pry the outsides to get the screen out with a screwdriver lol,


    Quote Originally Posted by WindowsKiller_Backup View Post
    Bi's can't break in the house,they're too gay
    Says who? You? Who the fuck are you anyways?
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