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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    That was horrible.
    And:
    [youtube]oQDXNLXp6Ls[tube]
    Steven spielberg raping the indiana jones franchise. South park took it a bit too far...
    broken vid

    Quote Originally Posted by Dyme View Post
    that was pretty funny

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    To all you homos, its not broken, press the "watch on youtube" button if you're not stoopid

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    Quote Originally Posted by AddictedToLove View Post
    There is a Blackman, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy. They are in a car when a police officer pulls them over for speeding. The police officer says, "I'll let you off if the combined size of your penis is equal to or more than 21 inches. The Blackman's penis is 14 inches. The Mexican's penis is 6 1/2 inches. The Asian guys has a 1/2 inch penis. The police officer lets them off the hooks since it is 21 inches. When the police officer leaves:

    The Blackman says, "It was all me."
    The Mexican guy says, "Yes it was."
    The Asian guys says, "Your just lucky I had a boner."

    already knew this joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClueDell View Post
    already knew this joke
    ClueDell ur so dam hard to please
    SomeRandomDudeComesUp: "That's what she said!"
    Me: -.-
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClueDell View Post
    already knew this joke
    Crap...


    The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
    anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

    "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
    prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
    prisoner in the prison.

    And then they made love for the first time.

    Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

    Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

    After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
    the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
    a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
    born foal.

    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

    She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

    Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
    OKAY!

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    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
    Gang rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
    Gang rape.
    that was funny but didnt make me laugh D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Bill HickCock View Post

    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
    Gang rape.
    Actually i prefer 1 to 1. I don't like it when other men stare at ur penis...
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    Quote Originally Posted by krazykillerp View Post
    Actually i prefer 1 to 1. I don't like it when other men stare at ur penis...
    I'll cut off your penis and rape cluedell with it

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